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MJ
@morganisawizard
professional side quester
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you will not believe this, but i am currently at the courthouse after being called for jury duty a SECOND TIME this year.
this is some of the most disgusting news reporting i have ever seen. it’s absolutely insane to think you could be forcibly conscripted into jury duty at any time and have your entire life completely excavated by the media if you vote unacceptably. the unanimous verdict requirement exists precisely so one person can refuse to go along. if being that person now means risking all of your laundry being aired out to your community that can easily identify you, we’ve essentially converted unanimity to majority rule by intimidation.
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for people born in the 90s: if you have an actual memory of 9/11, you’re a millennial. if you don’t, you’re gen z.
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it’s Get Back on stimulants September
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i highly recommend bookmarking everything you find compelling, forgetting about it completely, and then once a quarter remembering and scrolling through like the most delightfully optimized timeline you could ever imagine.
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do any of ya'll actually have a good system for using bookmark folders
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What I love most about about Longs Peak is how wildly different and absurd it looks from every angle. It is the most looming and ominous peak I have ever encountered. Also climbing it is the reason @morganisawizard and I became friends 🫶🏼
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love revisiting old drafts because what exactly was i trying to cook up here
everything the light touches is my playground
ok how did i do
i got roped into a fantasy football league but i can’t name a single current football player and the draft is in 48 hours. lol. help.
pretty sure garth brooks singlehandedly brought 5,000 women out of menopause in denver last night
i really liked this advice i saw that said you need to be as authentically polarizing as possible because you’re not trying to be kinda liked by many, you’re trying to find one match that’s extremely compatible with you.
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Sucks that being "good at dating" and being good at actually finding a life partner are totally distinct and generally non-overlapping skillsets
i would like to see a garth brooks and randy newman collab called short people in low places
i inspired myself
there’s simply no mood that can’t be improved with a good steak sandwich
there’s simply no mood that can’t be improved with a good steak sandwich
i got roped into a fantasy football league but i can’t name a single current football player and the draft is in 48 hours. lol. help.