Niah
@niah_x03
Girls first. Facts always.
love being a woman 💅🏽
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When my best friend died and I got pregnant 6 months later and calculated his due date only to find out it was HER BIRTHDAY. (She also came to me in a dream at 12 weeks pregnant and I asked her to please reincarnate into my child and she said "I would but I really don't wanna be a boy" and that's how I found out I was having a boy)
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thinking about how men call me a "fake fan" when i cant name every album or band member of a traditionally classic band like the beatles or led zeppelin, but when i love a modern band and i know a lot about all of the members and have their discography memorized, suddenly i'm a psychotic fan girl... women really can't have shit without being criticized
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Still thinking about the guy at the gym who said his wife doesn’t have time to work out because they have a baby.
Meanwhile he said his “workout” includes 90 minutes in the massage chair and then two hours lifting. Sir, your wife doesn’t lack time.
She lacks a husband..
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