Nick Sortor(@nicksortor):🚨 WHERE THE HELL IS DECOY DAN? I FLEW 22 HOURS to ALASKA to speak with the FAKE Dan Sullivan, and it turns out he FLED THE TOWN We staked out Decoy Dan’s house for SEVERAL hours over TWO DAYS and couldn’t detect even the slightest movements in the house. We’re told he hopped on a flight earlier this week after catching wind of the BOMBSHELL story about his recruitment to run for Senate to confuse voters — despite being holed up in his house for the ENTIRE rest of the election. Decoy Dan is MIA, and FBI is hopefully hot on his trail. We CANNOT ALLOW this sort of election manipulation in our government. Throw the BOOK at him, DOJ!

2026.11.01 18:09

🚨 WHERE THE HELL IS DECOY DAN? I FLEW 22 HOURS to ALASKA to speak with the FAKE Dan Sullivan, and it turns out he FLED THE TOWN We staked out Decoy Dan’s house for SEVERAL hours over TWO DAYS and couldn’t detect even the slightest movements in the house. We’re told he hopped on a flight earlier this week after catching wind of the BOMBSHELL story about his recruitment to run for Senate to confuse voters — despite being holed up in his house for the ENTIRE rest of the election. Decoy Dan is MIA, and FBI is hopefully hot on his trail. We CANNOT ALLOW this sort of election manipulation in our government. Throw the BOOK at him, DOJ!