My buddy was Killed in Action while working from home
Quiet ride home from my sons basketball game today. Not sure how he let a dog do that to him
I’ve probably seen Charlie Kirk get shot more times today than when it actually happened lol
IPA cans are colorful and vibrant to let you know that you should avoid them in the wild
My biggest fear in life is being someone that fascinates Nathan Fielder
Telling my bro not to wash when gets back from a trip
Ate a bunch of eggs I went to the store just to keep farting in the candle aisle so people can’t properly assess their candle
This is the most people that have been in a steak n shake at once for probably 15 years
Took my family to @SteaknShake tonight for the first time. MAHA meal. Seed oil free. Grass fed, grass finished beef. Beef tallow fries. Real milk milkshake. Kids loved it.
10/10 would recommend 🍔
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The story of Brando showing up overweight and sneaking cheeseburgers on the set of apocalypse now is so funny when you watch the movie and see his huge body emerge from the shadows
Great my sons Halloween is ruined because target randomly decided to get rid of the costume I was gonna get him
Blind gynecologists be like “whose pussy is this “
Blocked a random account on here and a guy standing near me exploded. Just completely gone
Thanks to RFK Jr I dont have to keep employing the guy that watches all the bags full of shards of glass around my food processing plant
I’m the guy at Waymo that turns homeless people into the soul cubes that drive the cars
Everyday there is some headline that’s just like “Executive Order just signed: We are killing EVERYTHING!!!!”
The Trump administration is rounding up thousands of wild horses on public lands and selling them off to slaughterhouses abroad.
