My younger brother said something stupid about women being the ones to wash plates . My Daddy cleared him with a sweet slap 😌
A special thank you to each of the amazing 13k people engaging me here. You are amazing.
My colleague has a habit of picking her nose. Anytime you see her, she’s either picking her nose or doing something with her fingers. Everyone in the office has noticed.
We have a tradition in my office called Chow Friday. Every Friday, one person volunteers to buy pizza, small chops or whatever they like for everyone in the department.
Last Friday was the turn of this particular colleague who always picks her nose. She bought pizza, and the moment it was delivered, she opened the box and started touching the slices. She even said she was looking for the biggest one.
After picking her preferred slice, she dropped the box on the table and said, “You guys can come and take your own o.”
Nobody moved.
For over 30 minutes, nobody touched the pizza. She eventually started asking what was going on and why nobody wanted to eat.
Everyone kept saying they had already eaten.
One of my colleagues finally decided to speak up. She told her that the reason she wasn’t eating was that she had just watched her put the same fingers she uses to pick her nose inside the pizza box.
The next thing I heard was everyone agreeing. “Even me, I can’t eat it.”
Instead of apologising, this girl started shouting, “Noooo! What do you mean I pick my nose? I don’t!” 😂
I couldn’t believe she genuinely didn’t know she had that habit. It’s almost like she’s not conscious of it.
One of my colleagues then told her that we were only correcting her and she should take it in good faith.
This girl simply carried the pizza box to her seat and finished everything. 😭
She then said, “I’ll suffer and use my money to buy things, and you people will be deciding for me.”
To make matters worse, another colleague bought drinks later and deliberately didn’t include her. She was so angry that, immediately it was 5 p.m., she carried her bag and left.
It’s been a week now, and she no longer smiles or gists with us the way she used to.
The truth is always bitter. 😂
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If your sibling borrowed ₦2 million from you and refused to pay it back, would you lend them money again if they genuinely needed help?
I will not👌
What’s your honest take on this rack ?
That thing that use to happen to you people, it have happened to me oooo
Jesu karisti!!!!!!!!!
Anon ti bo card
We have food stuff to share
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Come and have your blood taken by nurse Amaka. Happy Halloween 👻
Someone bought a wig of 400k , her brush couldn’t get through the wig . 😭💔
Those that have eaten this fruit before,how does it taste abeg
Make una talk fast before I make financial mistake o
I would do the same too😂😂
For me Wey no even like to dey cook
Prepping………
Make I cook one very delicious stew 😌😌
My man doing everything to make sure I have my dream wedding is the highlight of this whole planning process for me.
He will always tell them to ask me what I want, because my happiness is his priority.🥹
I will give him twins😌😌
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You guys wouldn’t believe what just happened to me.
I went to eat amala and egusi. Sat down and started eating with my hands when this fine man walked in.
HE IS FINEEEEE!
This man kept staring at me until I became self-conscious. I started wondering if I had something in my teeth or on my lips.
My meat was the type you had to drag and chew in bits. Because of his constant staring, I eventually wrapped it up to eat later in my room.
As I was washing my hands, he walked up to me and whispered, “For a fine lady, you shouldn’t be eating eba by this time. And why are you using your hands? It’s disgusting.”
And he walked away!
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Today’s the day 😉😉😉
Been up since early this morning doing last minute work.
Wish me luck 🍀 ✌🏾
A beautiful good morning from your favourite business partners. ❤️
Breakfast is ready ……
Choose your choice 🤝🔥
Not this crazy heat again. My internal system is so hot.🥲
+1. Thank God for a new season.
My man doing everything to make sure I have my dream wedding is the highlight of this whole planning process for me.
He will always tell them to ask me what I want, because my happiness is his priority.🥹
I will give him twins😌😌
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Stir fry spaghetti with chicken in sweet chilli sauce for dinner.
My man’s plate👩🏽🍳