Could you do me a huge favor? 🥺Please accept my invite so that I can get free gifts
Come on autocorrect you have one job. to be CORRECT!
I'm gonna switch your inscents with sparklers #mischievous#
#fanticyfootball# is like D&D for people who don't like elves
Can we meet the aliens yet?
Things well never know: is there really a sub sewer? #futurama#
Dear @netflix and writers for #TheWitcher#
I don’t know how you can’t see how stupid it is to recast Cavill. People don’t exactly enjoy baby Hemsworth in general. But to lose your best actor because you don’t want to follow the actual story is self sabotage.
Sincerely Everyone.
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Just fell in love with the @STARZ series #TheSerpentQueen# and now have to wait a whole ass year for season 2 😩 Samantha Morton is just fantastic, especially with period pieces.
Waiting for @AdamSandler to make a movie where his past characters either haunt him or they bump into each other randomly throughout the movie and insist they look completely different. Imagine Sandler meeting Jill or Bobby Boucher? Has a near death and meets Nicky.. etc
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary#
Lol 14 years and I’m on maybe 5x a year 🤣😂
Tina Fey looks amazing in #thisiswhereileaveyou#
The best line in all of @Stranger_Things will forever be
“You can’t spell America without Erica”
Okay @warnerbros hear me out. Your bros, #VentureBros# are bros. And Bros have each others backs… right?
That being said, Venture Bros could use a Bro to help bring them back.. and not just for a movie. You can keep CN and AS just let us have the Ventures! It’s too good to lose
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It’s 2023. When are we getting another @DannyDeVito and @Schwarzenegger movie?
This weeks episode of Bobs Burgers was the perfect episode. @BobsBurgersFOX
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When your plugs plug is plugged so you gotta find the plug a plug.
My boyfriend and I sitting here watching @bigmouth discussing whether Maury will give birth to a baby hormone monster or a bunch of dicks. 😂
“I just assumed it would be dicks”
“I mean he has so many dicks already!” #BigMouth#
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