rob dubbin
@robdubbin
writer / developer / @eggplantshow cohost / scripto cofounder. this place was nice while it lasted!
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MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
