At this point, keeping track of the Trinamool Congress requires a flowchart: 1) TMC-Ekhono Jibito – The “still alive” Mamata Banerjee faction. 2) TMC-Rito – The Ritabrata faction. 3) TMC-Dimakranto – The egged faction. (People are moving court to get protection from getting egged) 4) TMC-Poribortito – Those who’ve suddenly “reformed” after joining the BJP. 5) TMC-Utshorgito – Those who’ve completely dedicated themselves to the BJP (NCPI edition). 6) TMC-Dhrito – The arrested faction. 7) TMC-Dhora Porbo Na Toh – The faction whose only motto is not getting arrested. 8) TMC-Khonj Nao Toh – The “missing in action” ministers who seem to have vanished from public view. At this rate, the Election Commission may need separate symbols just to keep up.