Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
22 years as DOJ prosecutor; Rep'd 91 Jan 6 clients. Comments not legal advice.
Joined December 2008
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I knew a guy .... a roommate.
Was below mediocre in playing the guitar.
But he would play a "song" with the girl's name in the lyrics.
"I started writing this today while I was thinking about you."
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@shipwreckedcrew I usually seal the deal by singing her a song, in person obviously.
I'm currently batting a 1.000 with this tactic.
Granted it's only 2 for 2, but still...
