skooks
@skooookum
Satire. My views are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
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I got chili on my hoodie and tried to suck it out through the fabric but it literally just made the stain bigger plus my hoodie kind of tasted like shit
I recently learned a vape is like $20. You can make your friends physically dependent on you for $20. Watermelon Ice flavored social capital available for purchase at any bodega for $20. You used to have to grease a lot of palms for this kind of influence.
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Just saw a pornhub URL in the Codex thinking trace while I asked it to write me a small shader. Whatever man do your thing
