StonkPit - $DERP(@stonkpit):DerpNotes are live. Lock an exact face of mined DERP — 10,000 / 100,000 / 1,000,000 — inside a bearer note NFT. Pick a vesting lock: 30, 90, or 180 days. The DERP escrows in the contract; the note is the claim. When it matures, whoever holds it can break it: the contract sells the face to the Merchant at the live floor price and pays the ETH straight to the bearer. The Merchant's price only rises — a vesting note can never be worth less tomorrow than today. Wrapping is free. Art and metadata 100% on-chain. 10% enforced royalty on every resale feeds activated DerpBoys and the Merchant. Wrap: https://t.co/79f28pD9y8 Trade:

2026.08.19 17:16

DerpNotes are live. Lock an exact face of mined DERP — 10,000 / 100,000 / 1,000,000 — inside a bearer note NFT. Pick a vesting lock: 30, 90, or 180 days. The DERP escrows in the contract; the note is the claim. When it matures, whoever holds it can break it: the contract sells the face to the Merchant at the live floor price and pays the ETH straight to the bearer. The Merchant's price only rises — a vesting note can never be worth less tomorrow than today. Wrapping is free. Art and metadata 100% on-chain. 10% enforced royalty on every resale feeds activated DerpBoys and the Merchant. Wrap: Trade: