You should look back on your embarrassing past selves with an urge to wrap them up in the most comforting hug imaginable, not with condescending resentment
Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI
(booing)
Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?
if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard well you're in luck because ghosting everyone in your life and dropping out of the world is super duper easy and doesn't take a toll on your mental health at all so you can just do that. no i wasn't asking. you have to do it.