tiger is fine...
@tigerisfine
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what’s your pronouns?
how about identifying as we/us?
We’re not allowed to wear red in Texas anymore
for every bestie that says, "yesssss girl, do it for the plottttt"
you need your gpt that says "it's worth pausing and should flag"
last night I was on the phone with a friend in her 50s
and I told her "I fucked up... I did this stupid thing.."
and she interrupted me with:
"Ashe you're supposed to fuck up and make mistakes, you're in your 30s. I'm sick of this california bullshit of always having to be perfect and healthy...you all become constipated. You're supposed to be making mistakes. You're supposed to be in the mess, learning to trust yourself. Give yourself grace. The world is in a destructive cycle, you have to be able to play."
& I needed to hear that. maybe someone else does too
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Next time your ex reaches out you say
“dialogue options are available, but not equated with personal interest”
[ ZOOMER ]
KIM JONG UN'S SISTER SAYS REGARDING BINANCE HACK THAT "DIALOGUE OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE, BUT NOT EQUATED WITH NATIONAL INTERESTS": YONHAP
Mood lately has been 11pm gym, AirPods in with nothing playing, mentally negotiating with darkness.
Then today met a girl also there late night lifting weights and she jokingly asks “who hurt you babe?”
Instead of saying governments and banks are being hacked, privacy doesn’t exist, North Korea, trillions wiped from markets, the institutionalization of crypto, and the illusion of security is shattering in front of our eyes
I just said a boy.
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Girl that exclusively goes to Barry’s at 11am on weekdays and is surprised that the only people she meets are influencers, housewives, and gays.
Guy that exclusively goes golfing at 11am on weekdays and is surprised that the only people he meets on the course are retired 70 year old men
This only got 7 likes last year. But now we have refrigerators launching a perps dex and vacuums trading for you
token launchpads are so 2024
it’s perp dex season
you should always say yes to a quick 30 minute coffee with your mutuals.
because that 2 hours could be the best 5 day vacation of your life.
Early spring of this year.
Her: i just said no to a collab with [company] for [sports team]
Me: What? Why? You love working with them….
Her: I know but I think its time to make my own patterns for my designs, patterns i love. I’m going to train with somebody to perfect the Milanese technique starting next week.
Me: Yes, of course… the Milanese technique…
Tbh still not sure wtf Milanese technique is but im about wine and dine tf out of this dress because your girl @Swickie just won a fashion showcase last week based on fabric, assembly and design choice of this dress vs some pretty amazing creations 🔥
Some people have style, others were meant to create it…. from freakin scratch 🤯
Proud hubby moment 🥹👏👏👏
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hey babe, wanna fck around and train our brains to look for joy and abundance?
how about we think positively and express gratitude bc it strengthens the prefrontal cortex which improves your ability to focus on your goals.
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Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism
and most insane versions of crypto crime
Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism
Being an asian girl in crypto is guys jokingly asking if you’re a North Korean spy and you don’t have the heart to tell them they’re not even remotely as important as they think they are to get honeypotted in the first place
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🚨 BREAKING: BINANCE ENGINEER HAD ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH NORTH KOREAN SPY BEFORE $6.3B HACK
New, unverified allegations claim that a Binance DevOps engineer was romantically involved with a North Korean operative and left their laptop unattended on the day of the attack.
The hack has previously been linked to a compromised engineer's laptop, while North Korean hackers have been implicated in the wider breach.
The romantic relationship and unattended-laptop claims are being attributed to ZachXBT online, but his original statement has not been independently verified.
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Instead of turning back the clock 1 hour.
What if we woke up and it turned back to 2016?
Fortress mode in Texas
"what are you doing for halloween?"
doomsday prepping.
my future soulmate is probably somewhere matching halloween costumes with some loser tonight. be patient king a real demon is coming
"what are you doing for halloween?"
doomsday prepping.
dressing up as daylight savings for halloween so you can stay in bed an extra hour with me
dressing up as tin foil hat for halloween so i can be wrapped around your head
nothing is certain except death and taxes
and hacks
