Pause for a second. $STONKBROKER alpha incoming and this one is big. I have leaked images of their upcoming launchpad that comes out in 4 days. See them below! $STONKBROKER is a serious contender to become BOTH the $PUMP and $VIRTUAL of Robinhood Chain. It includes all the features we expect like bonding curve, graduation, creator fees, trending tabs, and more. The launchpad is split between The Floor for style launches and special projects like Virtuals. We also see different token pairings including ETH, USDG and stock pairings. We also see SHIELDED on some tokens, so they might have their own unique ways to do sniper protection. We don't see any details of the special launches tab. Curious to find out which special features that will include. Knowing the team this will have some cool surprises too. But here's what stands out most. The Community Jackpot. Their degen feature where the community triggers random buys on tokens and creates god candles. This is a crazy feature that all degens will love. Imagine the circus as the community jackpot fires off buy after buy while we all chase candles and keep refilling the jackpot. Here are the juicy details from the StonkLauncher site: "16.5% of every launcher trade fee accrues here. When the pot crosses the threshold, anyone can CLOCK IN: the stonkpit VRNG picks one of the top-100 launcher tokens (weighted by 30-day fees generated), the pot market-buys it, and every StonkBroker wallet, active or not, receives an equal airdrop into its broker vault." Tokens can compete to increase their generated fees so they boost their odds of getting that god candle. These airdrops go to all $STONKBROKER NFTs including the ones still in the vault. So you can claim tokens from the vault that are filled with airdrops. Anyone can Clock-in and trigger the buys. I see the community rally around this and go round after round. This is the creativity you love to see. Call me crazy but my gut tells me $STONKBROKER will walk away with the crown as BOTH the degen launchpad as well as the curated high-quality one. @OxSimpleFarmer is cracked. Once they get that flywheel spinning they will be unstoppable. If you are still on the fence, coping because you are sidelined this is your sign. Clock TF in!

Ansem really undersells $STONKBROKERS here. This is the most important infrastructure play on Robinhood Chain. Here is everything from @KookCapitalLLC's AMA today with @OxSimpleFarmer. Most people see $STONKBROKERS as a running NFT collection. It's not. You can own a piece of the infrastructure through the NFTs and the token. Think $VIRTUAL but with far better distribution and more variety in assets and technology, powered by seasoned developers and teams. SimpleFarmer was Head of DeFi at Ape Chain under Yuga Labs. He won grants from Polymarket and Arbitrum and has been building DeFi infra for years. At ApeCo he saw the gap: DeFi had substance, NFTs had distribution. Nobody hybridized them properly. He did. Before $STONKBROKERS existed, he built the Anvil AMM. This is the foundation everything sits on. It makes the token and NFT interchangeable and solves the biggest problem in crypto: making hybrid tokens CEX-ready. Most hybrid projects use 404s, V4 hooks, or LayerZero OFT standards and all hit a ceiling because their tokens are mintable on destination chains. CEXs will not touch them. SimpleFarmer learned this at ApeCo trying to get APE listed. $STONKBROKERS uses a clean ERC-20 and ERC-721C with no mint functions and no taxes. Built like Ethereum. Can scale forever. The token is CEX-ready, and any token launched through their infra will be CEX-ready too. This is the unlock nobody else has solved. Here is what is live and what is coming. The best part is that this list keeps growing. 1. Broker Box. A stock token gachapon. Stock certificates are NFTs preloaded with real stock tokens. You can email them to anyone and the recipient claims through a privy wallet. Only the email owner can claim it. This is a web2 onboarding tool. Stock tokens are backed 1:1 with real equities and must honor dividends by law. The tokens are self-multiplying and accrue dividend value inside the token. Buy $1000 of Apple on-chain and it pays you dividends. In the first 36 hours: 3,722 spins and 967 stock certificates minted. 2. Special Projects. Curated launches with seasoned devs, preferably teams that have failed before and know what not to do. At least 50% of LP is paired with $STONKBROKER, so any buy pressure on a special project token directly creates buy pressure on $STONKBROKER. There is no downside for brokers. The projects pay a 60% fee on upside to $STONKBROKER and half goes to the brokers. SimpleFarmer assists on the DeFi side to make sure each token is set up to scale. 3. Launchpad. Issues bond and curve style tokens. A portion of trading fees accrues into a pool. When the pool hits 100K, any broker holder can Clock In. That triggers an RNG-powered random buy of 100K worth of one of the launchpad tokens. Instant god candle on whichever token gets selected. It is verifiably fair, more fun, and higher RTP than standard meme coin trading. People chase the next trigger because they want to hold the token that gets the candle. 4. VDEX. In development. SimpleFarmer wants it innovative and fun, not just another DEX. One idea being explored is a degen gacha mode where you buy $100 of tokens and might get $70 or $10,000 back. They will iterate on more ideas and pick the best one before release. 5. Options Trading (Phase 4). Fully functional protocol that could launch today but is waiting on better UI. Easy mode lets you talk to a terminal, name a stock, and predict the price and date. It reserves the options that put you in profit. Every position is an NFT. People can buy and sell covered calls and puts on-chain. This is real yield from real options on real stocks, not DeFi summer token-going-to-zero yield. It attracts high-level TradFi users and makes stock tokens a powerful on-chain asset. 6. Expanding assets. RH creates new RWA types and $STONKBROKER includes them in their infrastructure. Pokemon card gachas coming soon. Collector Crypt bringing distribution to Robinhood Chain with $STONKBROKER as the partner. Real estate possible. SimpleFarmer said they could eventually own the equivalent of a hotel as a community. The roster keeps expanding. 7. The flywheel. Activate NFTs by burning tokens. 17% burned so far. Activated NFTs receive revenue from all infrastructure pieces. The token benefits from buy pressure through special project LP pairings. SimpleFarmer also plans to seed special project tokens into broker wallets, even non-activated ones in the AMM vault. For example, 5% of a token's supply split across 3000 NFTs. When people chase those tokens and play the arbitrage game, it pushes the flywheel harder. NFTs are your moon bag. Tokens are liquid. The moat is distribution first, then products. SimpleFarmer had infrastructure built for years but needed distribution first. Now he has it. KOLs, streamers, and space hosts are the target audience for broker owners. The collective broker voice will be stronger than any single KOL show or tweet. It is a shark tank for the trenches that pushes elite products to CEXs, not garbage. Talented nobodies on crypto Twitter can succeed with zero following because $STONKBROKER distribution makes them visible. SimpleFarmer is in active communication with the Robinhood chain team and built this to own a top 3 or top 1 spot on Robinhood Chain without needing a Vlad follow. He wants to be the incubator for the chain. We are in phase 1 of 4. The bull rally hasn't even started. If this is not the highest potential project on Robinhood Chain, I don't know what is. CLOCK IN.