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SimpleFarmer
@OxSimpleFarmer
Founder @clutchmarkets, I grow things
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Join us for a live stream for some pulls on @TheCardWall powered by @Collector_Crypt , I’ll be giving away 20 cards to people who come through live on stream
🚨 4:30 pm EST 🚨 Going LIVE with @SimpleFarmer ripping $50 packs on @TheCardWall’s new The Alley 👀 We’re giving away FREE SPINS to people live in the chat. To qualify: • Be in the live • Repost this post • Hang out while we rip packs Let’s see if we can pull something stupid. 🔥
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StonkBrokers is pleased to announce the launch of The Alley by The Card Wall and welcome billion-dollar RWA collectible card giant Collector Crypt and their inventory to Robinhood Chain. 57,800+ slabs. $7.1M+ in RWA collectible inventory now available on @RobinhoodCrypto. Now available at
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Congrats to the team on their launch 🥂 Collector Crypt RWAs are now available on Robinhood Chain through the Stonkbrokers ecosystem. What a time!
Extremely pleased to announce the launch of the Alley by StonkBroker’s Special Projects partner the Card Wall! It has always been a pleasure to work closely with the team at @Collector_Crypt who I consider the absolute industry leaders in the physical collectible world. Their success is due to the fact that they do business the right way without compromise. These are the type of teams we need in Crypto. Collector Crypt inventory coming to Robinhood Chain means more RWAs and more economic value for all of the users on Robinhood and the StonkBrokers ecosystem. Get on try the new claw machine which features not only Pokemon Inventory but also Dragon Ball Z, Anime and One Piece as well as Sports collectible trading cards. Post your pulls to X, I’ll be sending some X money tips to some lucky players who post so that you can start creating your on-chain physical collectible collection.
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Introducing "The Alley" on @RobinhoodCrypto A mysterious location off-the-wall where anything goes. Claw machines connecting you to over 50K collectible trading cards valued at $54M USD. Open 24/7. Powered by @collector_crypt - the billion dollar titan of RWAs onchain. Thanks for the light. 🚬
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Just tried the Smart LP feature on @ClutchMarkets Been doing DeFi since 2020 and I can't believe we are here now. Depositing into Vaults with all data available at your fingertips. Those LPs just work your money for 10%+ APYs depending on what currency you are holding. I will be adding 1,000,000 robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 at a 17% expected APY. Of course those are dynamic APYs so might vary but still. A growing ecosystem, a burning token, a smart LP, and activations left and right. Clock in 💼
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Day 17 Smart LP Update The Balanced LP is in range. When I started this LP the $StonkBroker price was around .012 - .014. Current price = .01055 Although the token price has gone down a bit, my LP is in profit because of the fees it has earned, combined with the auto compound
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The @TheCardWall powered by and distribution channel for @Collector_Crypt on @RobinhoodCrypto will be going live soon bringing millions of dollars worth of collectible RWA inventory to Robinhood Chain in the form of NFTs. I just tested it myself and pulled a @KarlTowns PSA 9. Do I keep it or sell it back and spin again? The Card Wall is the physical collectible branch of the @ClutchMarkets StonkBrokers infrastructure ecosystem on Robinhood and I am beyond excited for this product to go officially go live.
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oh baby! the new quoter is beating out all other aggregators on prices and delivering the response in under 300 ms 🤌 this makes it faster than all of them. best prices. fastest responses. hoods up! we are just getting started. i will push out this update tomorrow.
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The most important thing to remember is that if we all work hard on improving every day it will take longer than we think and will be more work than we think, but we can change everything.
GM Created my first LP yesterday on @ClutchMarkets Smart LP within the Stonkbroker ecosystem. One button. Position live. Vault handles the Uniswap V3 range, auto-recenters when price drifts, and compounds fees back in. Withdraw whenever. This has been the easiest and most enjoyable time learning Defi and how to make my money work for me.
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Some bangers from the SEC today: 1) buybacks do not make a commodity token into a security 2) liquid staking tokens for commodities are not securities
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There’s an amazing pattern that has emerged regarding people becoming $STONKBROKER Interns. They’re bringing value to the community by making the ecosystem understandable. They’re not here to flip, but to grow. Think about that when applying and you have a much better chance.
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SOLO Vaults from StonkBrokers go live next week on Robinhood Chain, per @ClutchMarkets Sep 24 article. Writers stake $STONKBROKER into one of ten vaults, with strikes at 1.5x to 5x the price when each epoch opens, in one week and one month terms, and earn premium in WETH. 60 second explainer, Made from his article and his Sep 24 Space. Not financial advice.
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My @ClutchMarkets portfolio is still earning at a pace of 68% ROI. There are multiple ways the project attracts new investors, this imo is the largest. Revenue going up or price going down can trigger new interest by increased yield. Both of which lead to increased revenue.
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We are pleased to announce that you can now track and interact with your StonkBrokers Smart LP positions on Robinhood Chain in real time, directly via the @Rabby_io wallet iOS/Android interface under the DeFi section. StockFi infrastructure becoming easier to access every day.
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I keep talking about this because it is super important If you ever sold NFTs on ETH or L2s with Magic Eden you need to revoke approvals. Specifically, if you still hold an NFT from a collection you sold on there it may be vulnerable as ME shuts down support for some products.
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Just opened up my first ever LP using @ClutchMarkets smart LPs (on $STONKBROKER itself fwiw). Although i've got multiple friends to ask who do this regularly, i've never done it - and smart LP made it super easy. Frictionless in fact. Just a micro position to play with the (gud) tech and continue to learn. 10/10 would recommend. Will report back in due course...
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