Someone is leaking footage of GTA VI and is threatening to release more footage of GTA VI unless RockStar games makes some changes to their base game. They also have launched a cryptocurrency. I'm not particularly interested in the leaks. The game releases soon. These leaks do not hurt RockStar games, in fact I'd argue it helps them build more hype for the game. I am however very interested in the legal things happening behind the scenes. Last time I shared a snippet of a leak from when they were compromised, RockStar games asserted it was AI generated and was unironically willing to fight me to prove otherwise. It took them about three years for them to complain about it. I said, "wow you guys suck" and went on about my business (although with a lot more swear words). This guy (or girl) needs to be extremely careful. RockStar games has immense power and money. They will play the long game and hunt this person down and beat them over the head with their sales figures. tldr bad ideas for 200, Alex

This post escaped primary demographic and now people who don't understand my humor and communication style are being goofy in the comments We need to find a way to encapsulate posts. We CANNOT let the non-nerds in. They stink and don't understand sarcasm

Shout out to whoever in San Francisco, California, just stole my credit card. If I had to guess, someone probably swiped my credit card number off an ATM skimmer. I'm a little disappointed you used my stolen credit card number to get a haircut. It was a $37 haircut. If you're going to commit identity theft, do something cool and badass like buy an air hockey table or something. Now I'm going to cancel this card, get my money back, the nice person who cut your hair is going to lose money, and you don't even have an air hockey table. You suck at identity theft bro, go big or go home

The ordinary human mind simply cannot comprehend the mind of a Hacker. Every single second a hacker is awake they're thinking of hacking. Today I hacked the bathroom. I pooped while showering and mud stomped the poopy down the drain. I hacked time, the shower, and the drain

I'm absolutely speechless. This man has received the ultra mega fuck off elite 9000 turbo goop. This goop retails for like, $10,000,000 depending on how the goop works. Low end types of this goop retail for about $1,000,000. God damn that's some good goop

Ohhh, looks like AI can read and write faster than you. You're cooked, 8 year old child enrolled in Elementary school, AI is going to replace you Might as well give up on reading and writing, the machine is better. Go work in the schlinkus fields

> be me > get dm > its my friend @Intel80x86 > author of @HyperDbg > wtf i love him > open message > "smelly i got goop" > wtf i love goop > "i found malware campaign" > wtf i love malware campaigns > "The Threat Actor(s) have created a website which is specifically tailored to malware analysts, or reverse engineers, who utilize hypervisor-based frameworks. Their malware campaign appears to have begun about 8 days ago. I became aware of the issue when their "product" compared themselves to HyperDbg. Their website is clearly vibe coded, however parts appear to be in Mandarin" > wtf theyre targeting people who like goop > sends url to website > vt01[.]com > look inside > lol ai slop > go to download page > vt01[.]com/en/download > immediately flagged as malware by firefox > allow download plz > split nanosecond touches the disk > windows: OMFG MALWARE!!! > ??? this malware STINKS > sha256: 5934d1a64afd62e7d1badb81e8613e01efe9cf9c7d6748271c6d0761e3b11eb7 > look inside > delphi, weird PE sections > throw into triage > YARA rules IMMEDIATELY identify the malware family > XRed > wtf is XRed? > cant remember any family named XRed > December, 2025: XRed impersonates Indian Ministry of Finance and Income Tax Department > December, 2025: XRed targets US and UK companies that do business in India > March, 2025: XRed targets manufacturing companies in the United Kingdom > May, 2025: Threat Actors compromise ProColored, their driver update was compromised to push XRed > July, 2025: Threat Actors compromise video game mouse company, push malware to video game players who use EndGame Gear for gaming this is strange goop

Looks like Christmas came early this year boys. We got ourselves a Threat Actor distributing malware masquerading as a reverse engineering tool, trying to compromise security researchers. Thanks for the goop, ya doofus

This is precisely why I never recommend a hardware wallet. These people have had their PII stolen, making them a potential target for crypto thieves. My recommendation? A biological wallet. The Bitcoins are stored in the balls (right next to the pee)

This received nearly 2,000 likes. I will upload 2,000 malwares to prod in your honor. Just kidding. I'm pushing 275,000 malwares (I was prepared for 275,000 likes) Pic unrelated