vx-underground
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Password: infected
Joined August 2019
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This post escaped primary demographic and now people who don't understand my humor and communication style are being goofy in the comments
We need to find a way to encapsulate posts. We CANNOT let the non-nerds in. They stink and don't understand sarcasm
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Shout out to whoever in San Francisco, California, just stole my credit card.
If I had to guess, someone probably swiped my credit card number off an ATM skimmer.
I'm a little disappointed you used my stolen credit card number to get a haircut. It was a $37 haircut. If you're going to commit identity theft, do something cool and badass like buy an air hockey table or something.
Now I'm going to cancel this card, get my money back, the nice person who cut your hair is going to lose money, and you don't even have an air hockey table.
You suck at identity theft bro, go big or go home
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