Obama, happy birthday and here is my message to you on this day: You did one hell of a job damaging this country for generations. You had a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bring Americans together, but instead, you made racial division your legacy. You poured gasoline on every racial controversy, turned tragedy into politics, demonized law enforcement, and helped convince millions of people that America itself was the enemy. You did not heal racial tension. You inflamed it. You did not unite Black and White Americans. You drove a deeper wedge between them and left the country more bitter, suspicious, and divided than you found it. And while you were weakening America from within, you were empowering our enemies abroad. You gave Iran access to billions through sanctions relief and unfrozen assets, strengthened a regime that funds terrorism and chants “Death to America,” and then expected Americans to call it diplomacy. You weakened this country, emboldened our enemies, poisoned race relations, and helped create a generation that hates the very nation that gave you the opportunity to become president. The media can rewrite your legacy all they want, but the American people lived through it. Happy birthday, Obama. You promised hope and change, but you delivered division, resentment, weakness, and damage that America may spend generations trying to repair.

Jasmine Crockett is not going to like this, but I had to do it. She is screaming at the top of her lungs about being oppressed and claiming that the white man brought her over on a slave ship. I have already been warned by her supporters not to mock her, but before anyone asks, “How dare you mock a Black woman?”—I am a comedian, and I am allowed to mock whoever I want, just like SNL and countless other comedians mock people of every color.

You know what I’ve been thinking about? There are far more racist people in this country than I ever realized. I have been blown away watching people celebrate the death of a White teenage boy simply because the person who killed him was Black. This teenager was not on drugs. He was not a troublemaker. He had never committed a crime. He played sports, made good grades, respected his parents, and was loved by so many people. Yet some people have found joy in his death because they care more about race than right and wrong. That is not justice. That is racism, hatred, and pure evil. A teenage boy lost his life. Anyone celebrating that should be ashamed.