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The turd you can’t flush.
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LOL - Grok owns are the best owns.
This is just big time jealousy.
Sharon Stone urges Sydney Sweeney to ‘take responsibility’ for betting ad controversy
Rescue dogs are the best dogs. Sweetie and Petey have been such a blessing. Hard to believe they’re somewhere around 6 years old already. Not to mention, mama sweetie is the mom of the puppyturds.
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I was never very interested in dogs.
Then I rescued one.
Then my life changed.
Then I understood.
What a glorious gift, they are.
THE WORLD CAME KNOCKING | A Political Rendezvous - Ep. 179
WOW. Absolutely packed.
After that he’s going to ride a dragon to Mars and back, then find Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster and do a photo op.
BOMBSHELL EXCLUSIVE: Trump Is Planning To Escape To Israel!
Trump's Exit Strategy From Facing Corruption Charges / Indictments Is Moving Money & Residence To Israel In Gaza!
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LET’S GO !!!
It’s also Halloween weekend.
Got my hotel room all booked for Turdstock.
Looking forward to a Nashville weekend next month.
Stunning and brave.
Hollywood actor Adam Brody announces he supports ‘Free Palestine’ while promoting his new Netflix series.
“Put me down as thinking it’s a genocide. Put me down as wanting a free Palestine.”
The actor has made the comments just weeks before the Netflix show ‘Nobody Wants This,’ which he stars in, premieres for Season 3.
Quote source: GQ
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I don’t see how anybody can drink that burnt, bitter garbage.
🚨Report: Starbucks has announced that they are closing 250 stores across North America
This is who the Doomer Grifters want to win the midterms, so their fragile, huge egos can say ... "Told you so."
They're no different than these commies.
🚨INSANE
Democrat Tom Suozzi says his biggest goal in politics is mass amnesty for criminal illegals:
"My biggest goal of what I want to accomplish in politics right now is I want to legalize 7 or 8 or 9 or 10 million people in our country."
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Feel good story of the day.
Brewery that offered free beer when Trump dies could shut its doors after losing alcohol license
🤦♂️ all the Democrats have is pushing this hoax.
🚨WATCH: Boston Mayor Michelle Wu suggests the incoming nor'easter is the result of climate change.
Good - keep calling those lying propagandists.
🚨 TRUMP CLASHES WITH REPORTER OVER CNN BEING BARRED FROM AIR FORCE ONE
President Trump fires back after being pressed about CNN’s access:
🔥 “I want REAL news, not fake news, like you.”
“I love an open, free press. What I don’t like is the fake press.”
Trump then singles out CNN and MS NOW: “They’re fake news, 100%.”
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I honestly believe most of the pollsters don't even call people anymore.
They just make up a number to try to sway voters.
Gee - I wonder what they all have in common.
TOP FIVE STATES AMERICANS ARE FLEEING
1. California
2. New York
3. Illinois
4. New Jersey
5. Massachusetts
This triggered the doomer grifters so hard, and they're doing their predictable response ...
LeT'S FiGhT iN tHe RiNg fOR ChaRitY BrOOOO. 😂
Watching this class of cheap-seat-dwelling dipshit doomers spout off about whose ass they’re going to kick, or the civil war they’re going to pretend to fight, is one of the most amusing parts of my long and busy day.
They’re collectively about five feet tall, weigh a buck-twenty soaking wet, and spend their days talking about how they’re gonna whack this dude or that dude.
Let’s be clear: You’re not gonna do shit. You’re never going to do shit except sit behind your computer making mean faces as your tentacle-porn session winds down and your wife and kids disown you for being a loser at life, parenting, breathing, and just about everything else.
You and your clown car of wannabe somethings are being laughed at, not with.
But thanks for the laughs today. Good job.
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Canada is sick country because of weak liberal leaders.
Grandma allegedly euthanized against her will died 'covered in her own blood' after botched first attempt
Trump and everyone on his team should just ignore the Fake News reporters from now on.
A total blackout for the next 2 years.
LOL - This is how you do it. Make them cry all day.
🚨 LMFAO! POLITICO is now claiming their reporter got BLOCKED from the White House this morning despite a federal judge ordering President Trump to restore access
The order also applies for CNN and MSNOW
That "boycott" was really these people absolutely dying to get back inside to follow Trump's every move 🤣
President Trump recently said he'd be APPEALING if this ruling ever came, but has not confirmed so yet this morning
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Well, Well, Well. What have we here? Derp.
Days with crude oil above $100 a barrel
Obama: 🔴 308 days
Trump 1st: 🟢 0 days
Biden: 🟡 83 days
Trump 2nd: 🟢 24 days
