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John Thune is a Democrat.
I'm sticking with Trump and I'm going to enjoy the next two years.
The midterms are over so they can start releasing real numbers again.
Now there’s a shocker. Not.
LOL - These hats are probably about to start selling by the thousands.
I feel a little mixed and selfish tonight because all politics are local, and my state of Florida is saved and we will flourish for years.
But I feel horrible for the rest of the country, especially Texas.
But the good news is Democrats will screw this up so bad, it’ll swing back Republican again big time.
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Is anyone besides me going to be glad that in a few days we don’t have to hear the word “midterms” for years?
LOL - it's the 5th anniversary of PoppyPantsBiden and ShartWeek.
This is one of the best roasts I've seen in awhile.
If this loser wouldn't just ignored this picture, maybe 5 people would've seen it.
Now, it's been seen millions of times.
The Streisand effect on full display.
Oh man. WTH? This is horrible. RIP 🙏
JUST IN: RJ Mitte, best known for playing Walter White Jr. on Breaking Bad, has died by suicide at 34, according to TMZ.
🔥 yes - this is how it’s done. Love it.
Metallica frontman James Hetfield slams entertainers that use their concerts to promote their political views
"Metallica is not here, like some other entertainers, to influence you with their bull****."
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THIRD STRIKE IN A WEEK | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 1113 – 10/12/2026
Monday at 3PM ET: a third Houthi strike in a week hit Riyadh airport. 12 people dead, one of them American, 309 wounded.
We get into what Washington does next, and why that answer still has not come.
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Lesson - don’t marry your brother.
Kimberly Guilfoyle commits a crime in broad daylight but they conduct a pre-election raid relative to paperwork filed when Omar was a child.
We all see what's happening here. And it's not going to scare people into silence. It's going to cause more people to vote.
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After this - it’s so awesome to have perfect weather coming this week. 15 inches of rain here in a week.
She seems nice.
Selma Blair arrested for allegedly slugging flight attendant, biting another on NYC-bound flight; FBI investigating
It took us years to recover around here. It was terrifying. When my 100 year old oak trees started being uprooted like twigs, I knew I was in trouble. Hard to believe it’s been 8 years already.
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8 years ago today, the first Category 5 superstorm to make landfall in the United States since Hurricane Andrew (1992) nearly wiped the town of Mexico Beach, Florida off the map.
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Another laughable headline from the New York Slimes.
Breaking News: Homeland Security agents executed a search warrant at the home of Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. The Justice Department has historically avoided such investigative moves related to political candidates so close to elections.
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