Lazarus is having a hard time withdrawing stolen funds Binance users pulled $3.6B+ in net outflows since yesterday's reopen meanwhile a 10 ETH bug just did what thorchain refused to do on purpose and "inadvertently delayed" the laundering - September: thorchain refuses Bitget's ask to block ~$388M in stolen funds - October 31: the FBI officially connects the Binance hack to North Korea - same day: a 1-block ETH reorg makes thorchain pay out 10 ETH it never received = nodes halt cross-chain swaps for everyone, Binance hackers included the attackers still got ~$3.5B after freezes, not that they know what to do with it an address tied to the hack just market-dumped 908k $PROM (~$5M) into a near-empty uniswap pool and got 0.0316 ETH back that's $71 btw. even our intern makes more flipping shitcoins bros pulled off the biggest heist in crypto history and keep "hacking" themselves anyway