The best seat she’ll ever sit on btw
the more bills you pay, the less romantic you become
Which musician is basically your therapist?
I think weekends are made in China, because they just don't last long enough. 💯😄
My biggest conspiracy theory is that everybody is just pretending to like beer. There’s no way any of you think that shi tastes good
You can't be in your 20s and be eating sharwama, sugar, sugar, sm0king, drinking alcohol and be expecting to Live Long... not possible 👌
Number of teeth in animals 💀
You've got to have no morals when you're giving head
Which problem will Elon musk have that can finish his money?
I don’t think I have the ability to love a broke girl.
“Babe,I’m feeling hor..”
Me asf:
a lil older, a lot better 😇🎉
Reaching a place where you can just let things be what they are, without trying to force, fix, or control them.
Men no fit get style when money no dey aza
i deliver pain in my words
A sad nigga. But I’d rather crack a joke than put my sadness into words.
This morning I dey rush work, open my food flask na so my small sis don already finish the meat. I no shout, I just carry the remaining stew pour am for her school uniform. She dey cry, I tell her ‘you no sabi say my babe na the sweetest meat for my life?’
Who is on my side? Hope I didn't do anything wrong.
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If you are still single like me by now omo you are cooked
