DONALD TRUMP PUT HIS OWN FACE ON AMERICAN MONEY AND SOLD OUT IN HOURS
Not a portrait in some Trump Tower lobby. Actual US currency. The first living person on a US coin in almost a hundred years and guess whose face they picked
$61 for a roll of 25 coins. $154.50 for a bag of 100. Face value one dollar each. Do the math and you're paying up to $2.44 for a dollar that's worth exactly one dollar
Copper. Zinc. Manganese. Nickel. Zero precious metal. Gold colored, worthless inside, just like the promise behind it
A lawyer is already in court arguing this violates federal law, 31 U.S. Code 5114, the actual statute that says presidents don't get their mug on currency while they're alive to profit off it
Trump's answer to that law was to mint it anyway and let the Treasury sell out before anyone could stop him
Meanwhile Democrats in Congress are pointing out what that markup actually buys you in the real economy Rep. Jason Crow said it straight — that overpriced coin gets you a quarter of a gallon of gas
While MAGA loyalists were racing to swipe their cards on Trump's face in copper, House Democrats opened a probe into how his personal net worth jumped more than four billion dollars since he retook office
Crypto ventures, licensing deals, real estate, all stacking up for the family while regular investors in his own memecoin watched their money evaporate
This is the pattern now. Turn the presidency into a product line. Slap his name on a coin, an airport, a ballroom, a warship, and collect the markup every single time
He is not governing this country. He is merchandising it
And every dollar spent chasing his face on a coin is a dollar that will never come back to you
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There are 25 Robinhood tokens above $5M right now.
1. $PONS at $310M, the launchpad. Protocol fees buy back PONS. This is still the fee machine everything else routes through.
2. $CASHCAT at $217M, the culture coin that ran first. Pure RH mascot bid with RH listing.
3. $AI at $176M, LONG() pair vs tokenized NVDA. Stock-quoted meme, not a launchpad. +81% on the day.
4. $STONKBROKER at $79M, stock-reflection / broker tools. Same dollars sit in stocks and pay you when the book trades.
5. $BONER at $62M, HIMS-paired meme.
6. $PIPEDOG at $33M, culture coin
7. $INDEX at $31M, roll your own index of tokenized stocks and get the reflection paid out as stocks.
8. $CHUMP at $30M, culture coin.
9. $STATICS at $29M, bundle 1–16 assets into one token
10. $HMM at $23M, Pons ecosystem culture coin.
11. $DELTA at $22M, Meteora-style for Robinhood.
12. $TENDIES at $17M, culture coin.
13. $microduck at $15M, stock-paired meme.
14. $SPACEHOOD at $15M, SPCX-paired meme. Fresh runner, +6x today.
15. $HOOKR at $13M, Uniswap v4 hook launchpad. A lot of the smaller $5M names launched here.
16. $MOO at $13M, MU-paired meme. Fresh runner.
17. $Rabbit at $11M, WYFI-paired meme.
18. $DOGO at $10M, culture coin
19. $YOLO at $10M, Pons ecosystem / culture
20. $ARROW at $9M, RWA
21. $DTF at $8M, one token for any basket of assets you pick
22. $BOW at $8M, borrow USDG against tokenized stocks, crypto, RWAs and memes
23. $MANCER at $7M, STONKBROKER-paired meme
24. $FRONG at $7M, hook-pad runner. Still on the $HOOKR tape
25. $NET at $76M FDV / $6M MKT CAP, Olympus-style on RH.
Thoughts?
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