Trying to get myself more chickens.
Went to use relay, slippage is too high.
Went to official abstract bridge, routes to relay.
Went to the official-but-hidden native abstract bridge, frontend misquotes gas so bridging is broken.
Hand built a tx with proper gas and bridged ~1 eth.
Everyone who wanted a chicken went through hell and back to get one, thank you guys for that.
Anyway, I'm now the highest offer among any given trait, so if you were going to sell your chicken please do it now.
And man I can't wait until these things are on Ethereum.