be mika (leaked her private key instead of CA on launch night) - decide to launch your own memecoin called "free mika" on pump fun - bundle half the supply in your dev wallet - spend days teasing the launch - build a little rescue-the-princess game to go with it > the blunder - launch the coin $MIKA - your only job is to post the contract address so people can buy - paste the dev wallet's private key instead - delete the tweet within seconds - 500 million tokens get pulled out in seconds and dumped for $40k > crashout - tweet "oh my f***ing god" - open a twitter space start crashing out on people and cry - launch a second coin with a new contract address the same night the second coin is trading at $230k market cap, she still holds 50% of the supply was it staged? and wallet was set up for a planned dump?

it's true they can't cash out those bitcoins that easily but these aren't amateurs, they pulled off a multi year offline key reconstruction i'm sure they already considered the tainted coins before moving a single bitcoin mixers, OTC deals, and layering exist for exactly these kinds of situations we've seen plenty of exploiters from past hacks still living freely years later you're delusional to think they'll accept "5% audit fee" why would someone who managed to brute force weak entropy settle for scraps when they can wait, test different laundering routes, and move at their own pace? at the end of the day, they stole the money one way or another, they should end up in jail not be offered a deal