A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes. The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. "For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And poof! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. "Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate core!" And poof! The biggest blunt you've ever seen appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his head, and with a stoney grin says, "ok man, one more wish"

The Funniest Accidental Joke l've Ever Seen I was rewatching the show, specifically on this one season 3 scene where Nancy is trying to dry off the weed that celia dumped into the pool. Her and Marvin are trying to use the oven at this point to dry it and lupita walks in and says "are you trying to make hash? Cause I don't think this is how it's done" At that EXACT moment, prime video cuts to a commercial for washing machines and dryers, and I don't remember the brand but it started with "does your washing machine and your dryer smell like a wet dog? Because it doesn't have to" I immediately started dying laughing and couldn't breathe for a solid 30 seconds, because I remembered the plot point of them using dryers to make hash in the later seasons.

Weed causes spasms in my anus 🥺 Hi guys, just a quick question here. So whenever I smoke, after a little bit, I get a sharp pain in my anus. It makes me jump a little because it is so sharp. Like a pin poking and it rushes up inside of me. I only feel it when I am high. Can weed cause feelings that aren't there? Any one else experience this?

I'm sick of smelling weed at every public place, I live in NY, though not the city. Back in early 2000s, I remember cigarettes everywhere. Then it seemed over time the amount of cigarette smoke I had to smell on a given day became less and less, things were great for years. Every once in a while you'd get a whiff of a cigarette but it wasn't everywhere. Now here we are, and it feels like I can't go to any public gathering place without smelling weed. At the park? Weed. At the beach? Weed. Going to an outdoor music event? Weed. It's disgusting and annoying, and frankly I'm sick of it. I hope all you potheads are happy that you are ruining the public spaces by making them more trashy.