Waking up with a high fever and my manager telling me u really can't just take some Advil and cover the floor? updating my resume today.
I once found a dog running in the busy street, called the number on the collar, grabbed him and put him in my car to keep him safe, and the guy asked me why I stole his dog.
WTF is this point system? We just had flat out fucked-up rules like no more than 6 sick days for an entire year.
She told me not to gift any toys and clothes because she has so many from her other kids and is overwhelmed by the amount of junk they have. I've known her since we were in our early 20s. I gave $100 cash for her daughter's first birthday.
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I'm Sorry to say i'm not free this weekend. On Friday night, I'm busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I'm totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.
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Dude was about to score a touchdown and fumbled at the 1 yard line.
Boomers in 1995: "Don't put your real name on the internet, it's dangerous."
Boomers today: Logging into Facebook to post their full address, mother’s maiden name, and daily routine under a public post about a prize draw they won't win.
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She was kicked out of being Maid of Honor because she refused to go into credit card debt for a bachelorette trip who is wrong here?
They really expected the passcode to stay the same after cheating
Well I feel like a dick for making a joke now
Bro won she doesn't have a sense of humor at all
just found out hairless cats can get bullied by other cats because they look different and now my heart is actually BROKEN
Religious people are the worst people.
if you don't like cats you've just never experienced the deep and powerful love of a cat that's chosen you. like if a cat decides it wants to bond with you it's something that's so pure and beautiful and unbreakable. cats are made of love and when a cat chooses to love you it will LOVE you. cats are so special and so important. they just pour their whole soul into yours and it's the kinda love that never leaves you. cats ARE love
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I found out my boyfriend has been telling his friends I’m bad with money, and the funniest part is that I make almost twice his salary.
We’ve been together for eighteen months and split expenses based on income. I cover about 65% of our shared costs because I earn more.
I’m happy with that arrangement.
Last weekend, we had dinner with some of his friends. One of them made a joke about how my boyfriend must be broke because I apparently spend all his money.
I laughed because I assumed it was an inside joke.
Then his friend said, “No, seriously, he told us you have expensive taste.”
I asked my boyfriend about it in the car.
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My Cat: Noooooo! I don't wanna go on the part of the bed that just has a sheet. I only wanna be on the part with the blanket!
Me: You were a barn cat before we adopted you! You lived outside for years! I literally saw you sleeping in dirt!
My Cat: NO SHEET! ONLY BLANKET!
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my ex won't listen to a therapist after venting to him about me dumping him for what seems like 2 hours
My friend sent me this message knowing that I am struggling with homelessness
