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LOVE EVERY PET AND SHARING OF PETS STORIES TO THE WORLD🥰❤️🐾
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I love when a dog brings you a toy but has absolutely no intention of letting you touch it. Oh, I misunderstood, this is a viewing only. Beautiful piece. Thank you for showing me.
if you don't like cats you've just never experienced the deep and powerful love of a cat that's chosen you. like if a cat decides it wants to bond with you it's something that's so pure and beautiful and unbreakable. cats are made of love and when a cat chooses to love you it will LOVE you. cats are so special and so important. they just pour their whole soul into yours and it's the kinda love that never leaves you. cats ARE love
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I found out my boyfriend has been telling his friends I’m bad with money, and the funniest part is that I make almost twice his salary.
We’ve been together for eighteen months and split expenses based on income. I cover about 65% of our shared costs because I earn more.
I’m happy with that arrangement.
Last weekend, we had dinner with some of his friends. One of them made a joke about how my boyfriend must be broke because I apparently spend all his money.
I laughed because I assumed it was an inside joke.
Then his friend said, “No, seriously, he told us you have expensive taste.”
I asked my boyfriend about it in the car.
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My Cat: Noooooo! I don't wanna go on the part of the bed that just has a sheet. I only wanna be on the part with the blanket!
Me: You were a barn cat before we adopted you! You lived outside for years! I literally saw you sleeping in dirt!
My Cat: NO SHEET! ONLY BLANKET!
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So it appears that I inadvertently painted the hall the same colour as my cat eyes. EXACTLY. Cat tax in the comment
I almost asked my cat a guniune question
one thing about cats is when you wake up to pee at 3AM, they will escort you to the bathroom, even if they’re still half asleep to make sure you don’t die
Cats will push everything off the table and then stare at you like,
“You gonna stop me or what?”
Do u ever look at your cat and think.. how did I ever get so lucky to have been given the opportunity to spend life with this amazing little soul?
cats love to be like why aren’t you doing what i want you to do? i’m gonna bite pieces off of a paper bag and spit them out everywhere
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't cats and rabbits share a good symbiotic relationship, because for cats, the one doing the grooming is seen as the dominant one, and it's the opposite for rabbits, where the one being groomed is the dominant one? It's like a loop, bc they both believe they're the boss, so there's no fighting for dominance, which is why rabbits and cats can get along so well, even if not necessarily raised together, right?
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"I hate cats"
Do you know who else hated cats? The version of Europe that was pillaged by the Black Death plague because they were so concerned about ‘witchcraft’ they banished the cats and allowed rodents to ravage their grain stores.
Diseased villager ahh bitch, stfu.
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Really don’t get the indignation towards Harry Kane for playing a round of golf with Trump. You are the England captain visiting the USA and the President of the USA invites you to play golf. You don’t turn that down. If you don’t understand that, then you just don’t understand English politeness and diplomacy.
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I started smoking cigarettes when I was 14. I took a couple of my dad's reds and put them in an Altoids container. I felt I had nothing in common with the old man, but that maybe I could carry on his legacy by smoking cigarettes.
Late one night, I left the house and walked the alleys around the neighborhood. I lit a cigarette with a match, a little nervous, and walked and smoked.
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Marijuana is one of the safest therapeutically active substance known to man.
Genre of neurodivergent that's like "Sure that person talks to me all the time, compliments me, opens up to me, remembers the things I say, values my opinions, & sticks around even when I'm accidentally inappropriate... but do they ACTUALLY like me or are they just tolerating me?"
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BLACK WEED SMOKERS LEAVE TEXAS! They are trying to trap you and they WILL DO IT BY ANY MEANS. Law enforcement is out to get YOU.
Is this a scam?
job interview: "where do you see yourself in 5 years" me, internally: alive, hopefully
ADHD is buying groceries with a beautifully organized meal plan, cooking exactly one proper meal, and then surviving on crackers and random snacks while the vegetables slowly become a science experiment in the fridge.
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