Do u ever look at your cat and think.. how did I ever get so lucky to have been given the opportunity to spend life with this amazing little soul?
cats love to be like why aren’t you doing what i want you to do? i’m gonna bite pieces off of a paper bag and spit them out everywhere
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't cats and rabbits share a good symbiotic relationship, because for cats, the one doing the grooming is seen as the dominant one, and it's the opposite for rabbits, where the one being groomed is the dominant one? It's like a loop, bc they both believe they're the boss, so there's no fighting for dominance, which is why rabbits and cats can get along so well, even if not necessarily raised together, right?
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"I hate cats"
Do you know who else hated cats? The version of Europe that was pillaged by the Black Death plague because they were so concerned about ‘witchcraft’ they banished the cats and allowed rodents to ravage their grain stores.
Diseased villager ahh bitch, stfu.
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Really don’t get the indignation towards Harry Kane for playing a round of golf with Trump. You are the England captain visiting the USA and the President of the USA invites you to play golf. You don’t turn that down. If you don’t understand that, then you just don’t understand English politeness and diplomacy.
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I started smoking cigarettes when I was 14. I took a couple of my dad's reds and put them in an Altoids container. I felt I had nothing in common with the old man, but that maybe I could carry on his legacy by smoking cigarettes.
Late one night, I left the house and walked the alleys around the neighborhood. I lit a cigarette with a match, a little nervous, and walked and smoked.
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Marijuana is one of the safest therapeutically active substance known to man.
Genre of neurodivergent that's like "Sure that person talks to me all the time, compliments me, opens up to me, remembers the things I say, values my opinions, & sticks around even when I'm accidentally inappropriate... but do they ACTUALLY like me or are they just tolerating me?"
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BLACK WEED SMOKERS LEAVE TEXAS! They are trying to trap you and they WILL DO IT BY ANY MEANS. Law enforcement is out to get YOU.
Is this a scam?
job interview: "where do you see yourself in 5 years" me, internally: alive, hopefully
ADHD is buying groceries with a beautifully organized meal plan, cooking exactly one proper meal, and then surviving on crackers and random snacks while the vegetables slowly become a science experiment in the fridge.
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How am tryna kiss my hoeee anywhere 🥹
“HOLY SHIT!” 🗣️ MitchJones went completely wild when the multiplier bombs connected for an unbelievable $66,360 total win on Rainbet!
What are you gonna do with $4,000,000 in your account?
As a daycare worker never send your kid to a daycare
I HATE STARTING OVER 😫NOW I GOTTA
ACT SHY LIKE I AM NO PORNSTAR🫠
Always keep it slippery,wet with a strawberry flavored scent and that'll keep him glue 😜.
I put on perfume every night after my shower. The girls that get it, get it.
