Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙(@AlpacaAurelius):Cold plunging is a fad Carbs are not bad for you Fasting is overrated Fish oil pills are toxic Sunscreen is worse for you than the sun Peptides are unecessary Protein bars are slop Birth control pills are poison You don't need to wear underwear Coffee is a superfood Vegetables are for goats God is real How many people did I just piss off?

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Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius

2026.10.05 20:09

Cold plunging is a fad Carbs are not bad for you Fasting is overrated Fish oil pills are toxic Sunscreen is worse for you than the sun Peptides are unecessary Protein bars are slop Birth control pills are poison You don't need to wear underwear Coffee is a superfood Vegetables are for goats God is real How many people did I just piss off?