If you live in a civilized country, like I do, your taxpayer dollars are used for things like schools, hospitals/healthcare & infrastructure. I’d be fucking furious if my tax dollars made these insurrectionist thugs rich. I mean… holy fucking shit, what even is this timeline?

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country." An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her. They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him. They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her. They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep. They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher. They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war. They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel. They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files. To be a MAGA is to be a slave. Not physically, but mentally. They stand for nothing. We're up against people who stand for nothing. And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what. We shouldn't even acknowledge these people. The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone. I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

I have not pulled the trigger on this since Jan 2021 and the pardons of all the Jan 6 defendants, but I think there's a strong argument that the settlement of Trump's bogus, unconstitutional case in return for a $1.8b fund for 'Biden weaponization' is an impeachable offense.

Trump is an illiterate sack of malignant narcissistic shit. His MAGA base is a drooling pack of dumbfuck enablers who lick his boots while he pisses in their mouths. He’s a fraud, a coward, a pathological liar & a pedophile. The fact that he’s still president is disgusting.

Alligator Alcatraz is closing after one year and wasting $1B to house 1400 immigrants. That's an eye-popping $714,285 per occupant. Everything this administration does is filled with fraud and waste.

Hey guys - just a thought, please tell me what you think: Maybe Kash Patel can go snorkelling at the wreck site of the Titanic. And by “snorkelling” I mean, take him 12,500 feet down and just leave him the fuck down there.

Colin Jost, SNL: “Texas Senator John Cornyn has introduced legislation to rename a state highway to ‘Trump Interstate’ because for some reason, people associate Trump with traffic across state lines.”

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else. Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

Normal countries appoint epidemiologists & career public health experts to lead the charge against infectious diseases like hantavirus. The USA has the raccoon penis guy & his assistant, the penis enlargement guy. Trump’s America is an absolute fucking joke.

76 days ago - This motherfucker started a war with Iran. 75 days ago - He said the war “Was Over…. Complete Victory” 68 days ago - He begged NATO for assistance with the war in Iran. 68 days ago - NATO told him to fuck off. 65 days ago - 13 US Military personnel were needlessly killed in Iran…. Hundreds more have been wounded. 2 days ago - Trump asked China for help with Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz…. China said no. In the last 76 days - This piece of shit has said dozens of times that he has beaten Iran…. And the war was over. In the last 76 days - Gas has gone from $2.59 to $4.79 a 110% increase. Groceries are at the highest ever in U.S. History. The cost of living is at the highest ever in U.S. History. All because this motherfucker was elected president, And started a bullshit war…. To distract from the fact - He’s all over the Epstein Files. He’s a Pedophile.

Hey MAGA, You keep telling me Canada is a Communist country. But can you explain what the fuck this is? Because it looks like your guy just posed under the hammer & sickle like it was a backdrop for his Communist Employee of the Month photo. Yours, From the Great White Gulag🇨🇦