Aleksander Ætelmann
@ArchitectOracle
Æ Bryr Mæ Ikke • Satire • Turn On Notifications 🔔
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"It’s amazing how much Jedi discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible."
"Anakin, the Jedi have classified wanting a wife and children as far-right extremism."
Deport this faggot.
"Anakin, my allegiance is to the EU, to the orcs, to democracy!"
Just bought my “lucky” Larry Silverstein mask for the Halloween party this year.
Growing up is realizing Palpatine loved Anakin more than boomers love their own grandkids
From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil
Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One..
Yet still, they rejected him…
Why?
Because he was more powerful than them
Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny
Instead they:
-forbid him to reproduce
-allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people”
-watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate
-traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect
They got what they deserved.
Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader
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Key to selling online successfully:
Only sell to White people
Sensitive young fascist
Flip flop
Tragedy
The only diversity we ever needed
*AT&T moves all customer service call center jobs back to the US*
Canadians:
"I'm all for freedom of speech, but tellin' an Indian fella to go back to his country crosses the line."
We’re deporting boomers to Cambodia and you’re blackpilling?
Just Say jews!
