Patrick Parker🔞
@ArtfulPorn
Porn columnist XXX Enthusiast XRCO Voter
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Some high-brow stuff from Penthouse featuring Abella!
New Sinatra Monroe for HardX was exceptionally good. Revisiting this one now!
Wow! New @KSLibraryGirl porn over at Jules! I've adored her since the first scene for Vixen!
Diving into another Isabelle film -- after that beautiful artcore piece, I want to see a more hardcore performance and take some notes for comparison.
Good news is, it means I get to see @realisaangelina in a gangbang!
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@ArtfulPorn That hits close to home!! I've liked porn and watched it casually, but you and a few other writers like @Porn_Sessions @mutantmo @CaptainJack_ADT have helped me see things on a deeper level.
I think porn is going to be a life long love because of what I've learned from you
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As readers of the column know, @realisaangelina has been one of the most wonderful surprises in hardcore porn this year. Her anal and DP films have been a revelation. Now, we get to see her with @jade_jadoree in an elegant @LetsDoe WhiteBoxxx artcore piece. Beautiful!
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Ever thankful for places like Twitter, @TheAdultDVDTalk, @EXXXOTICA, and @venusberlinoff,
It's so important to have community, and to have a place where porn fans can come together and be seen and heard.
Although Gooning may have gained some mainstream traction, porn fandom remains heavily marginalized. It's good to be able to meet and discuss with like-minded individuals, be it online or at conventions.
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OMG!!! My Birthday Orgy scene made the news again!! 😍💖💖💖 Thank you @ArtfulPorn 🫶🏼
My latest Crushin' It Column is out! Featuring great performances by @kinuskikakku1 @ronya_rabe, @Nuriamillan__ , @playserena, @PollyYangs, @lizoceanxxx, and @XCATKNIGHTX
Tushy action this morning with one of the prettiest ladies around: @thegalritchie
My latest Crushin' It Column is out! Featuring great performances by @kinuskikakku1 @ronya_rabe, @Nuriamillan__ , @playserena, @PollyYangs, @lizoceanxxx, and @XCATKNIGHTX
Now streaming at Deeper! @addisonv0dka with Filout Fitt and Derek Savage!
Whoa! This is going to be incredible! Look at all the action in @emily_pinkx's newest film for @EN_PRIVATE!
Some Violet Starr in the morning from Blacked!
I was all ready to pop when @HaileyRoseFucks says no wait, if you're going to cum, THIS is the scene.
Well, one look at @xxxforkeeps's pussy and I'm sold. So yeah, one more scene before I hit the weights.
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Alright friends! Long day writing about porn, screening a few scenes too.
I have got to cum so that I can get to the gym and get started on leg day. I think @HaileyRoseFucks can help with my pre-workout routine.
More porn on my sched tonight - HMU if you want to chat later!
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Time to see Summer Kline fuck Jax Slayher for Jules Jordan!
Lots of writing today. Going to watch a little more porn, hit the gym, eat, and watch a little more porno before Tip Off. Go Knicks!
Well, I've sent my next column out to the editors! Should be up soon!
