We are not friends. We are not cool. We simply follow each other, and that doesn’t give you the liberty to throw “jokes” around at my expense. There are certain things I do not take lightly, and I won’t tolerate disrespect disguised as humour. Following me or that we follow each other, doesn’t give you freedom to cross my boundaries. Know the difference.

It’s so funny how mutuals/followers who never engage with your posts suddenly find their voice when you say something they disagree with. 😂🤣 Where has all this energy been? You’ve been following me in silence this whole time. 😭😂

"Move your head from time to time, it's gathering dust my dear" "this is 2026... you don't need the IQ of 9 to know this. You need more than a stitch in time to save your IQ" "and see your depth of knowledge not thicker than a cell membrane width" Chai, God, I'm sorry...I was angry and pissed. Holy spirit wan finish me this morning... 😭😭... see flogging!!!!... it will not happen again. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Yes you are right. We can't keep counselling women everyday. "After your period, boil scent leaves and bitter leaves together, sit over the steam, and let it enter your private area. When you’re done, use the scent leaves to wash down there" You are right.

There’s a guy I know around Agege, Lagos, who went to repair some electrical fittings in a church and unknowingly became a miracle worker after using one bar of soap. 😂 He was called to fix some faulty wiring in the church. After finishing the work, he went to wash his hands in the pastor’s bathroom. He saw a bar of soap beside the sink and used it to wash his hands. He didn’t think much of it. After collecting his payment, he left. On his way home, he got to a junction and raised his hand to stop a commercial bus. As he waved, a woman standing beside him suddenly collapsed. People rushed to help her. When she regained consciousness, she started shouting that something had happened to her body. My guy was confused and quickly entered the bus. Three days later, something even stranger happened. He was at another junction trying to cross the road when he raised his hand to signal a passing vehicle. A man standing nearby suddenly fell to the ground and started shouting that he had been delivered. Word eventually got around, and people started calling him a man of God. He couldn’t understand what was happening until he remembered the soap he had used in the pastor’s bathroom. He went back to the church and asked the resident pastor what kind of soap he used. The pastor looked at him and asked: “Have you been using my soap?” Apparently, the pastor had been praying with that soap for months. Till today, I don’t know what to make of the whole thing. Lagos is full of stories. 😭💀