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There are literally kids entering elite colleges right now who can’t read. Who don’t even know how to write. Not hyperbole. Actually. Literally.
“I said to YOU to never sell your Bitcoin. I never said that the COMPANY wouldn’t sell its Bitcoin.” 🤦♂️
Jesus christ he doubled down lmao
Please God when Trump finishes his Presidency thing just let him drop this Truth Social nonsense and come shitpost full time on X
Trump saying “I know Chuck Schumer wants to meet Bibi Netanyahu when he visits the White House next week but it’s forbidden under Sharia Law.” LMAO! 💀
Get Trump on Kill Tony immediately. Actually though. Nonzero chance he does it. You could meme this into existence. @TonyHinchcliffe @KILLTONY @redban
BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES THAT HE'S RUNNING FOR A FOURTH TERM 😂😂😂
"Under my administration a once feared and powerful regime that relentlessly attacked America has finally been toppled. Their former leaders have been removed and they're now being run by a gay dictator facing internal division. But I wish Bari Weiss the best at CBS news." LMAO!
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TRUMP: "I thought Kaitlan Collins had really made it big with a new major sponsorship but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can it was Dylan Mulvaney." OMG LMAO 😂😂😂
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TRUMP: "I can exclusively reveal to you that for (our next UFC fight) we'll have Chris Christie fighting, I could say the governor of Chicago, but i'll instead say Jerry Nadler, and they're fighting for a big piece of cheesecake.
Who the hell wrote that line?
But it is true."
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TRUMP: "I hope that everyone finally got to enjoy their very delicious beef tenderloin. It's very special beef. I want you all to know that Bobby Kennedy personally ran over the cow in his car. He cut it up and he brought it here for you to eat tonight so it's very fresh." 😂
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New all-time Trump quote for the group chats:
"Ohhh it's going to be so hot, just like our country is hot, we are hot by the way." 💀💀💀
TRUMP: "Everyone is looking really good tonight. I know it was not easy finding shoes to go along with your bulletproof vests which many people didn't want to wear because they'd rather die than look 20 pounds heavier." 😂
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TRUMP: "Just like my Presidency the second time is even better. And the third time will be even better." 💀
Trump just said that at the last White House Correspondent Dinner when the shooter came and the police yelled “GET DOWN!” Nicki Minaj started twerking. “She’s the only one who knew what that meant.” 😂 😂 😂
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ASU + “content creation”
JUST IN: Arizona State University now offers a “content creation” major for aspiring influencers.
Oh boy…
In a public ceremony, New York investor Larry Silverstein purchases the World Trade Center complex for $3.22 billion on a 99-year lease, to expire in the year 2100.
Silverstein is a doting, personal owner; he famously breakfasts at Windows on the World each and every morning.
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NEW: Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami. Reasons currently unknown. The charges haven't been made public.
The France England 3rd place game was like playing a high game of FIFA with the boys. Absolutely whacky 💀
What? What’s the catch?
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has announced he will scrap Digital ID when he becomes PM on Monday
