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Bald Knower 🧑🏼‍🦲
@BaldKnower
Web3 General Counsel - Watch my comedy special on @PlutoTV - former @L3HarrisTech former @HecklerAndKoch - Stanford 2017
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Sometimes you just see a mf and know he’s a demon at super smash bros
I will 𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 answer any question tweeted at me right now
This is how @HunterBiden used to be searching through the carpet trying to find rocks of crack
This is a lesson I’ll never forget. I was convicted in Black Bull from day one. Sat through 11 days of chop, ignored the PvP, and never once considered selling🥱 Then my cousin @drizzytardio convinced me it was time to “protect my bag.” He meant well, and I decided to borrow his conviction or lack thereof . So I sold. The very next day Ansem started shilling it. My $3,500 would’ve turned into 1.35M. I hope everyone takes from it what I did. Don’t let outside forces shake you out. If your conviction changes, it should be because you found new information not because someone else made you doubt yourself. An expensive lesson, but one I’ll never make twice. @blknoiz06
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This guy might quit trading forever He bought 1.4% of Black Bull over a week ago, held for 11 days, just to sell for a loss one day before Ansem started shilling. His $3,500 would now be worth $1.35M 😭
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As many of you know, today is my birthday On most of my birthdays I like to give back to people who have supported my journey even after the fire hydrant incident I’ll bless 6 people with HBO, Hulu, Netflix, whatever you want. Let me know what service you want
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Was kicked out of my catholic school in 7th grade and went from a 45 kid class to 17. Went from a fairly high tone school to one that was like a foster care for kids the other private schools didn’t want. We had this girl in our class, let’s call her Sierra. Blonde Olympic level gymnast at 13 whose attorney dad was in prison for money laundering (several million) and embezzlement. During her extreme conditioning as a gymnast at this young age she had several coaches and I believe two of them had been.. let’s just say “inappropriate” with her. Between her successful father’s fall from grace and imprisonment and her touchy* coaches she was very mature for her age not only mentally, but also physically developed. She would wear short catholic plaid skirts but very hiked up and would always wear pink purple black or blue thongs without any tights on. She would frequently jump or bounce around or do cartwheels fully exposing herself. Me and two of my closest friends (I watched one of them put both ends of a guitar string into an electrical socket) would sit in the corner of the yard during recess on a shaded bench most days and Sierra would frequently lift up her skirt a bit and sit on our legs/knees with effectively bare ass and pretty much give us lap dances during recess. She would rotate between me and my buddies every other day for maybe 5-10 minutes of the break, but I really just thought everyone should know this and I think it impacted me quite a bit. It was very enjoyable and an awesome experience as a growing boy.
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How the Au pair looks at you as soon as your bitch wife leaves for her 16 hour shift at the hospital
J'abandonne ma nationalité française pour devenir kazakh, explications :
women pretending to climax during intercourse might be the greatest psyop of the last 50 years there are zero historical records of women having this capacity until 1975
> pride month 2027 > Friday > clavicular fully ascended into Clavicky > slides in your dms > “you tryna hit this boy booty?” What’s your response
i lent my friend 15k in Solana (Solana was at 200 bucks and i sent him 75SOL) He's trying to square up with me and send me 75 solana today, but 75 solana is now worth 4875 am i wrong here that he owes 15k not 75 SOL?
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woman—augmentation of chest is the best investment you can make. It’s a cheat code Every man will just treat you better for the rest of your life Men—if you would treat a woman better if she had huger ones just say “affirm”
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Every successful man or woman either had an Easy Bake oven or Creepy Crawlers oven
a man saying you were “built for domestic violence” is actually a compliment in my culture
why the fuck WOULDN’t you go to that island 😭