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@BjaySwag
relatable content | daily & office humor | no peak, forever evolving
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how it feels being broke and getting flashbacks of the money you spent unnecessarily
never leave your medicine around me because i’m gonna pick it up and google it and see what you got going on
when you clean your room so well that you’re the only trash left
according to women, all men want is sex.. except their male best friend.
opened the doc I confidently told my manager I’d already reviewed, only to be met with a “request access” screen
you will never get the life you want by playing it safe.
defeat is for losers... for us, it was just a pause in success.
would you still want your dream life if nobody could see it? (no insta, no tiktok, nobody knows what car you drive).
stop expecting ‘you’ in everybody or from other ppl.
there’s no better feeling than retiring your parents.
My mindset is so different from most people. That's why I don't vibe with many. But when I do, it's genuine.
Stop trying to understand why she did it.
Some betrayals have no logic, only impulse.
On my way to new york rn via internet, later guys
they only care about how you react, not what they did to cause it..
You need to get yourself some gray joggers
The intimacy of adapting each other's vocabularies, tones, and typings,
The grief of unlearning it all🥀
You claim you don’t get people to comment on your page but all you do is to repost always
So who should comment for you ???😂
fingers in the mouth is a lost art
Dear nggas,
more kisses
more hugs
those be our bodies’ vital drugs.
