If I had $500k in crypto now, I would: 1. Go full-time crypto. Move somewhere cheap. One year to make it. 2. No BTC, no ETH, no SOL, no HYPE. 3. No memecoins. No directional leverage. 4. Allocate $250k to a delta-neutral strategy between @tradexyz and @metricxyz. -> Short equity perps trading at a premium on tradexyz, buy the matching tokenized equities on metricxyz. One strategy, three potential airdrops: HL S3 + tradexyz + metricxyz. 5. Allocate $50k to prediction markets on HIP-4. Market make tradfi outcomes. If options launch, be ready to arb them against a broker from day one. 6. Deposit and loop $200k of sUSDe on Aave. -> Deposit sUSDe, borrow USDC, swap into more sUSDe. Use the net yield and some of the principal to cover living expenses. Rotate into @acier, an upcoming lending protocol, when it's live. 7. Build AI apps on @flop_labs during testnet. -> Vibe code your own apps. Use free testnet inference to get your first users and position yourself for the FLOP agent airdrop. The goal: stay consistent and optimistic while positioning myself for potentially huge airdrops. One year. Locked in.

papertrade needs to be studied > launch a ponzi > everyone knows it's a ponzi and is fine with it > collect $5.5m in fees from people aping the ponzi > sell $200k worth of pants to crypto retards > "wait this might be a ponzi" > change the rules to nuke the ponzi > go afk

Over the past 30 days, daily volume on HIP-4 outcomes has 10x I expect this trend to keep accelerating as fees are 100x lower than on Polymarket and Kalshi The future of prediction markets is on Hyperliquid Higher

after trying to snipe/game hundreds of project launches, we've seen plenty of clown teams with no idea what they were doing on-chain gotta say @standard_rsv launch looked very professional and felt pretty fair (unfortunately for us) we did bot the uniswap listing, but you could literally get same or even better price manually 20 mins later not a token shill, do whatever you want but good to see on-chain ponzi experiments for plumbers like us

back in 2023 we invested $750k into a crypto project during token2049 dubai 2024 they were throwing yacht parties, drone shows and sponsoring the taxis in dubai asked if i could bring a +1 to the investor dinner got denied got farmed hard on that one lmao

running this again for real madrid - malaga on sunday giving away 3 tickets, dm me with how many you want might pick 3 different followers tickets are very mid unfortunately, i basically got scammed on viagogo lmao

i miss the times when you’d pull up on a farm minute 0 with the boys farm 20% of the live emissions in some worthless token compute how much you’d make if you farmed it for a year then get turbo diluted by justin sun or alameda the next day