this definitely describes the power of soulmates! like those couples that start to ‘look’ like eachother
I think it’s really cute how a couple can be so in love that outsiders will forever associate them with one another like damn yall was really fucked up bout each other
thut up
i find this hilarious because half of America reads at a grade 6 level
and unfortunately there is no getting to know me in any capacity once I see you associated w them
People who don’t like you, but try to associate themselves with everybody you know are trying to kill you. It really be that simple sometimes and that’s why I pick and choose
Why do all girls from Canada look like they have a speech impediment
I’m walking a lil handicapped today dat mean my booty growin!!!!!
love me if you wanna,
but only if you want to
In yo ass just swag surfin
love halle berry all she do is love on her man & talk about her coochie
Nothing gives me the ick quite like disloyalty, I find it so weak willed and loser adjacent. You will remind me of a little weasel after something like that.
He boutta spank himself 😂😂😂😂✌🏼
@Clitortoise u turned pink like ur not allowed to say it fr
It’s so crazy how ppl can have WORMS… like why are there parasites wiggling in yo ASS!!!!!!!!!!
Seeee it’s women like this I can’t go out with, baby I will get u dat drink pls just relax
I was bartending and this girl with her ass out in a tennis skirt asked if there were any specials. I told her we had lemon drips for $9.50 baby girl said “whew I gotta someone up here to pay for this” I thought she was joking, but she spent the next hour FaceTiming men, nobody came. Yal gotta get your lives together.
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My tan line is crazy I really shouldn’t even be allowed to say the N word
This be me
at work spinning in my chair and farting. just a scootin n tootin!
I sleep on my talent and I stand by it too
On me everybody be interacting I love it there! Lmfaooooooo
everyone love saying IG boring but I be having a blast on that bih idk wtf yall got goin on
boy fuck you and that big ass dick and that deep ass voice and your sexy ass face and yo soft ass lips and.. and… and actually CAN we fuck???? Please!!!!
