Count Binface
@CountBinface
Space politician. Prospective Parliamentary candidate for the Clacton-On-Sea By-Election. Sane.
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This cost me £6 today. @CountBinface, our country needs you.
Yes, Prime Minister*.
(*TBC)
🚨KRYTEN UNMASKED🚨 I’ve been doing some research, and Kryten from Red Dwarf isn’t actually a robot. It’s a guy called Robert Llewellyn who is an actor! The BBC are laughing at us.
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Robert Jenrick: “Nigel Farage had the courage to put himself up for a by-election, which very few people do.”
Tim Stanley: “Well you didn’t.”
What’s that, @DaleVince? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
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Faithful representation of the interview…..more importantly, this is a really important by election, called by Farage for no good reason - Count Binface is the face now of the anti Farage movement. It’s Bin Day in Clacton. We can be rid of the hyper toxic Farage, with his legion of dodgy funders and his Trump mini me antics. Britain doesn't need this man in politics. Bag him and bin him…:)
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Nobody? That’s what I told a Cyclops. 😉
@CountBinface Someone could be electrocuted.
You're literally SAVING LIVES
Whether it’s politics or sides of the Mersey, I’m uniting red and blue.
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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I can neither confirm nor deny that Robert Jenrick has asked to defect to the Count Binface Party. I can confirm that the answer's no.
Always worth knowing when bin day is.
That’s one poster sorted.
Count Binface becoming an MP really would be the most surreal possible ending to the story of Reform UK.
On my way, Clacton.
Ding Ding Round 2.
I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…
Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!
It was supposed to be my Makerfield
(Moral) Victory Rally. Now it’s my campaign launch too! Come get a taste of bin juice this Thursday evening in London @museumofcomedy at 8.30pm!
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I am binevitable.
Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.
Leave him to me.
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Delighted to make my debut at #PMQs#. And I’m not even elected yet.
Bit greedy, Andy. Share the jobs, mate.
