Crypto_Albert
@Crypto_Albert13
i gave you aster, now i give you @StandX_Official 📈
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#5# doesnt have a token yet btw
another morning of waking up to 9.5% apr simply for trading perps
feels gud man
went for a 8km run today and damn forgot how well it clears the head after a long day of staring at a screen
it's nice to be on twitter and trading on perps but it feels good to log off every once in a while as well
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marketing and 4 kids is the way
reproduce reproduce reproduce
also ditch the plastic condoms
🚨 New birth control efficacy data is in:
Condom: 98%
Pill: 99%
A career in IT: 100%
me after catching the bottom wick on ETH
now time for an espresso ☕️
"During altcoin cycles, you should maximize risk at the beginning, and slowly reduce it over time, but most people do the opposite."
— GCR
the year is 2040
"daddy how come you spent so many standcoins on a pizza back in 2026?"
"i was making history by recreating the historic pizza bitcoin order, kids"
"luckily you saved the rest of the coins daddy"
"of course, now let's go get ready to take the helicopter, we're going to our yacht for the next 3 weeks"
🏝️⛴️
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Pizza built the first Bitcoin story.
StandX builds the next one. 🍕
@StandX_Official
did you know yourdick shorts ETH with size
seems like a missed opportunity for a standing desk
Stand
wen $potato on StandX?
$125,000 invested in $ETH 5 years ago is now worth $73,400.
$125,000 invested in Potatoes 1 month ago is now worth $1,000,000.
ETH is getting outperformed by Potatoes.
the main advantage of crypto becoming a more mature asset class is that there's about 20 projects that actually generate revenue which flows back to the token holders
it became a lot easier to spot these and these will be the main runners next alt season
lockin
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i bet ct maxxing would outscore all of them
test levels sky high
>eat steak
>go gym
>shitpost on ct
repeat
Unemployment have the highest levels of testosetrone
One of the best yhings you can do for your health
>1.5m volume since launch
>base formed
>sip-3 live, 4 coming
>everything starts lining up
standx will break 500m fdv soon
longing every local bitcoin top
maxlong
TELL ME SOMETHING YOU CAN DO THAT CLAUDE CANNOT
ppl leaving crypto now never bullieved they just liked it because other people liked it and were here for quick money
they’re now chasing metals and max longing the sp500 at all time highs
if you actually believe in human empowerment and transparent markets bringing more freedom to the world you know we are winning and now is the absolute best time to dig deep and continue working on what you believe in
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seven years ago I used to chase dreams that actually meant something
then I fell into the crypto rabbit hole, and now spending my days on X & staring at charts 24/7
at least made some frens along the way
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Big week
BIG week
