David Keyes
@DavidMKeyes
Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY.
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Nothing tops Glenn Gould playing the Goldberg Variations. Personally I prefer his 1981 version over 1955.
Will follow up with the details shortly. Details to follow.
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98% sure it has something to do with the Jews
Hey @grok, why is there always extra space before zero? 🤔 Doesn’t that mess up the accuracy of measurements? 👀
I think we should globalize defeating intifadahs
I'm thinking about switching sides and praising Pakistan non-stop, but I guess if millions of Indians like this post, I'll stick with the GREATEST DEMOCRACY IN SOUTH ASIA OF ALL TIME!!!!
I'm trying to think of something funny to quote tweet
I’m trying to think of something funny to post
Apparently I can't see everything because it's not in theatres in Israel
If your views on X suck, you're not being shadow-banned. You just don't say enough that INDIA IS A THRIVING AND BEAUTIFUL DEMOCRACY!!!
Main reason I want Indian villagers to have Starlink is to be able to see my hilarious tweets.
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Who would run France better?
While we're at it, I think New Hampshire should change its name to New America. We're not Hampshire. We're AMERICA!!!! Let's get this done.
After Pickaxe Mountain is flattened, I think we should rename it The Mountain Formerly Known as Pickaxe.
I recorded this on June 13, 2025, three hours before Israel launched Operation Rising Lion. I'm reposting it in case Pickaxe Mountain is obliterated tonight.
Regarding tonight's strike to annihilate Pickaxe mountain, I can CONFIRM that there is currently no confirmation.
Views a bit low today. Did I mention I LOVE INDIA??
🚨🚨 PICKAXE MOUNTAIN WILL BE DESTROYED TONIGHT. Or it won't. This Iran thing is super confusing.
Tonight is going to be a VERY long night in Iran. From 8 pm until 8 am will be roughly 12 hours, which is a long time!
🚨🚨 Gaza Health Ministry condemns Macron for injuring 1.6 billion French journalists amidst peaceful protests
Details have finally come in. Details to follow.
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