David Keyes
@DavidMKeyes
Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY.
contact@thedavidkeyes.com
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We should rebuild the Twin Towers twice as tall.
A real sentence very soon: I used my Grok Bot to buy a Tesla which drove me with FSD to Starbase to hitch a ride on Starship to Terminus on Mars where I controlled my Optimus with my Neuralink and told it to fire my Not a Flamethrower while wearing short shorts.
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I'm selling ad space on Iran's ballistic missiles. Let me know if you're interested.
There are many marketplaces for Grok bots now. So I'm starting a marketplace of Grok bot marketplaces. Hope it helps the community find what they need. For early access, just leave a comment: marketplace of Grok bot marketplaces
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I'm selling ad space on @yo's tweet about selling ad space on his future Island in Lake Tanganyika.
+ Zip2 = game over
Sounds like SpaceXAI is already working on integrating Grok @Bot into Tesla UI.
FSD + Grok Bot… game over.
I built the Kevin Durant Investment Tracker so you can get rich like @KDTrey5 too:
My investing philosophy is simple. If Kevin Durant invests in it, I invest in it too.
I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion
The Esmail Qaani of his day
YO! was the greatest app of all time. Using the magic of @Grok, I built OY!, an app for Jews who just want to check in with each other. Input your friends' X handles and have them to add yours. Experience the limitless joy of getting an OY!
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Some people find @grok confusing. So I built AskGroktoAskGrok -- a Grok-esque site that you can ask to ask Grok how to use Grok. Hope it's helpful!
🚨🚨 Is Qaani a spy? Don't ask me how, but I was given an unpublished collection of his photos over the years. You tell me.
🚨🚨 Bin Laden reveals never before heard details about Bin Laden raid on @ShawnRyanShow
