Some breakups can be painful than loosing some money 😪
See Weitin dem turn Chelsea to
🚨OFFICIAL: Chelsea will play against Luton Town at Stamford Bridge in the Carabao Cup second round.
We are winning this easily
This place is so silent this night. Whatsup. Mutuals are you all sleeping?
May you all have a wonderful night and a enough impressions to make Elon notice you 😂📈📈
Abeg, where all those boys wey dey shout “BTC dey body”? Make I sharply collect small from their body. 😂
I wan post my baby’s picture here o, but with the kind blue tick power Elon Musk don give una, una fit zoom the picture and steal the number from inside. 😭😂
The power wey blue tick get ehn e pass that of a seer. 😂
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9–5 people don’t know how blessed they are. 😂
You know exactly when you’re starting and exactly when you’re closing. Meanwhile, some of us just resume work and start praying for divine intervention because even God doesn’t know when we’re closing. 😭
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Which would you prefer at the moment.
Good Food or Good Impressions
Mutuals are for X.
Family is for TikTok.
Friends are for Facebook.
So what are we calling people on Instagram?
If I post 30 tweets in a day, 25 if it will be bangers. No time for bad energy. Vibing to the fullest.
Verified or not, I’ll keep invading your timeline with bangers. You’re not escaping me. 😂🔥
Some of you don’t need motivation. You need to stop saying “I’ll do it later.” Later has already ruined your life.
Elon suppose Dey dash them free impressions
Those that Reciprocate when you engage them Have My HEART ❤️🫂😌
So none of my mutuals fit dash me blue tick. Una just wan grow alone?
What’s the best Nigerian food of all time?
Two old grandfathers were fighting at my workplace a few days ago. After using each other’s face for boxing practice, one question kept bothering me:
What are you going to tell your grandchildren when they ask, “Grandpa, who did this to your face?” 😭😂
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Nobody get pride pass new blue tick owner. 😂
Which one be “unverified users again How e be for that side”
No be the same side you just comot from?
