Greatest Generation: survived the Great Depression and defeated the Nazis Boomers: got shipped off to die in Vietnam Gen X: saw 9/11, fought the Iraq War, and lived through the 2008 financial crisis Millennials and Gen Z: ate overpriced burritos

I love all these “right-wingers” who are like “the Republican Party hasn’t done anything to earn my vote.” Yes they have. THEY AREN’T COMMUNISTS! We all know they’re dysfunctional. Hell, my toddler knows. In fact I’d go so far as to say they’re the worst political party in existence, except for all the others. But as it stands they are the only thing preventing America from becoming Great Britain. So if you don’t like them fix them. Don’t just sit idly by while Bolsheviks pillage the two-and-a-half centuries of hard work by your ancestors. That’s borderline traitorous. You should know by now that life ain’t fair, and you don’t always get your way. And that everything Communism touches is gone forever.