Eli Lebowicz
@EliLebowicz
Jewish Comedian. Co-creator of JSketch. Gelilah Guy. I also argue with antisemites since the world went and lost its mind. Visit to book a show.
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Your ability to believe anything about Israel because Jew-haters say it happened is the entire last 3 years in a nutshell.
“Ben Gvir’s fanaticism must be reprenstivative of the general Israeli population.”
“So naturally you’d say that Hamas’ views and actions represent the people of Gaza then, right?”
When you unsubscribe from an email and they email you saying you've been unsubscribed. It's like what part of "unsubscribe" didn't you get.
Imagine thinking this is comedy and not insane bullying.
🚨 BREAKING:
During a show in Cyprus, comedian Victor Patrascan cleverly responded to an Israeli audience member who asked him to separate Israelis from their government:
"But you're the only democracy in the Middle East,sir. You choose your government."
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Recently, a group of Orthodox Rabbis has declared that other branches of Judaism are, quote, "not Judaism at all." Thus challenging the religious status of millions of American Jews.
This week that statement was rejected by Reform leader Rabbi Don Schonstein. Who said, quote, "Our legitimacy as Jews flows from the richness of our Jewish lives, the strength of our Jewish communities, and... most important of all... our deep and abiding belief in Jesus Christ."
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Just found out Ron Swanson plays baseball and love it.
The world has a pretty bad track record when it comes to accuracy and attitudes about Jews. So you think when the topic is a Jewish country, they’re suddenly gonna get it right?
It should be noted that many rabbinic commentaries say the reason Haman’s genocidal decree happened in the first place was because the Jews in Shushan went to Achashverosh’s party, celebrating that Jeremiah’s prophecy was wrong and that the Jews were never returning to Israel!
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Someone tell Dana Nessel this is the real lesson of the Esther story.
No one messes with our Queen - FOR REALSIES! Happy Purim everyone! @amiKozak @EliLebowicz @jewishvibes
#sketchcomedy# #jewish# #jewishholiday# #Purim# #purim2024# #comedy# #parody#
Now to give the drasha this Rosh Hashana: Neville Chamberlain.
Michigan AG Dana Nessel called on Jewish Dems to "place the needs of the world" even "over our own survival" in speech Sunday.
“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival"
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For the As A Jews it’s more about them than it is Israel. Even if they “represent the Jewish people.”
Jewish people that are anti-Israel are that way because of ignorance about Judaism or having a chip on their shoulder about some bad Jewish experience in their lives.
Parents getting their kids on the bus on the first day of school:
I say this as a Lebowicz myself, but I’m not sure what happened in Jon Stewart’s past that has made him so misinformed on Israel.
Fascinating how some people think the real lesson of the Esther story is to not ruffle any feathers and to hide your Jewish identity so nobody knows you’re Jewish.
To the Jews who keep kowtowing to the anti-Zionist crowd, it won’t work. It never does.
Live look of an opportunistic Jewish man who has misplaced his spine regretting nothing
“Shut up and dreidel.”
-antisemites when Jews talk about antisemitism
Your 3-years of reading social media post and headlines from media that doesn’t fact-check and just gives editorials probably doesn’t make you the most educated person on Israel.
Reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix again has made me realize how similar the anti-Israel crowd is like the Ministry of Magic, trying to push propaganda, a paranoid agenda with faux accusations designed to fool the public.
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