You are not serious 😂😂
I'm such a boyfriend material but the only problem is I'm a girl.
a real woman can stay by your side even if you cheat and that woman is your mother, not me.
My facial muscles refusing to render the mandatory 'nod-and-smile' animation when the conversation drops below 0% interest
A lot of socialising involves performative interest and my issues is i simply do not give a fuck.
The first time you make serious money, your biggest temptation won't be losing it. It will be convincing yourself that you've finally arrived.
Something i’d love to see more of:
Women recommending other women for opportunities.
“Hire her.”
“Listen to her.”
“Read her work.”
“Give her a chance.”
You don’t always have to compete for the same seat.
Sometimes you can help another woman get hers.
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Something caught my attention in my news briefing today, and I thought I'd share.
Nigeria is trying something more useful than another AI chatbot.
AI-assisted malaria RDTs + digital reporting + real-time surveillance.
In Ogun State, a new Connected Diagnostics approach is bringing malaria testing and digital reporting closer to where people actually seek care, including community pharmacies and medicine vendors.
The bigger idea is simple:
Don't just collect health data from hospitals.
Capture it from the places where Nigerians actually get tested and treated.
Because the value of digital health is not making healthcare look futuristic.
It's turning frontline encounters into timely, usable information that can help the health system see patterns, allocate resources and respond faster.
That's what useful AI should look like.
#AI# #Healthcare# #Malaria# #Nigeria# #DigitalHealth#
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Normalize lying to people who ask too much about your private life.
You cannot build closeness on emotional neglect.
when a man NEGLECTS a woman’s emotional needs yet seeks sexual intimacy, it can leave her feeling exploited. For him, physical closeness may feel like connection, but for a woman with unmet emotional needs, it only breeds distance and emptiness
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Employ a cook😒
Make I sharply go chop as I no cook for house, I really need one slim girl as gf wey sabi cook oo 😁
Let's meet here👇
turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera
Don’t change your character just because the crowd changed its direction.
I saw one small Hausa married girl this morning, I was surprised. E sure me die say that girl never pass 15 years. 😳
It’s not personal, my brain just resets every 24 hours and needs to re-download the 'how to be human' software
unfortunately, i'm socially awkward, so i'll walk past you even if we had a great conversation the night before.
Sorry to say this, buddy, you have dogs as sisters. My fear of getting married has now increased from 99% to 99.9%. Make person no go marry rubbish put for house, God abeg oo. 😭
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Love is funny, at first you'll think she's God sent, then later, you'll realize God knows nothing about her
Let no one deceive you. There's no secret into being successful on X. Just do your thing. Your first post might be the deal breaker. Nothing like perfect postin time or posting few. If you can do 100 posts. Just do it.
Took some 10yrs to hit 200k.
It took some a day to hit same figure.
Just do you.
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No nau🤦🏻♂️make government declare this person wanted 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
I've been ghosting everyone lately without any good reasons, it's not pride, bro I'm just tired.
