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Burger King employee responds to backlash:
“Y’all thought it was hilarious when Druski did whiteface, but now it’s a problem?”
Rockstar Games has reportedly suffered a major cybersecurity breach, with GTA 6’s release date now postponed to a later date following the security breach.
BREAKING: Diddy's release date has reportedly been scheduled for Christmas Day.
Martha Stewart has filed for bankruptcy after dressing up as a homeless person for Halloween:
“I deserve to be homeless now.”
Disney is developing a new Home Alone reboot, with Jalyn Hall set to portray Malcolm in an effort to promote diversity and cultural representation.
McDonald’s is reportedly partnering with a cannabis company to develop a Big Mac-inspired cannabis edible.
Mariah Carey on Christmas:
“I don't celebrate Christmas. Christmas celebrates me.”
Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, and Hailey Bieber dress up as G-Unit for Halloween.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce dress up as Jason and Lucia from GTA 6 for Halloween.
G-Unit will reportedly have their own GTA 6 radio station that exclusively plays their music.
Will Smith and Chris Rock are reportedly set to co-host the 2027 Oscars.
Donald Trump is asked if Nicki Minaj could become the next White House press secretary:
“That’s a good idea. I’ll think about it.”
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Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
Today is National Broke Day.
Chris Rock has reportedly been hired to replace David Attenborough as the narrator of wildlife documentaries.
Jada Pinkett Smith dresses up as Tupac for Halloween. 🎃
Apple is bringing FaceTime integration to GTA 6, allowing players to make FaceTime calls to real people directly from their in-game phones.
Pope Leo XIV has reportedly subscribed to OnlyFans:
“The end is near. YOLO.”
Patrick Stewart reportedly passed away at the age of 86.🕊️
Adult star Lily Phillips has reportedly been diagnosed with AIDS after sleeping with 10,000 men' in 24 hours.
Taylor Swift and Beyoncé are engaged in a silent war over Jay-Z headlining the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Swift believes she would deliver a more entertaining performance, arguing that Jay-Z is too old to headline the show and that “this isn’t the 2000s anymore.”
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