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@Jpsaviour
Just tweeting my mindโข Afrobeat in my soul๐ท๐ถโข Man United๐ดโข ||Ads & Promo: DM for business๐ฉ||
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Your balls can't enter the vagina without knocking first
95% of Nigerian women are broke and they are all Almajiri
I love Ghanaians girls more than Nigerians girls bcuz they don't bill their men
Replying early can help your comment stay visible before hundreds of others arrive
X is basically a stadium where everyone has a microphone
Everybody come and join me celebrate ๐ฅณ ๐
X friendships can start from one random reply
X: we want original content from now on
Me:
Some accounts tweet once a month and still get more attention than people posting every hour
A reply can create a bigger audience than a post
I just wan see you abeg ๐ฉ ๐ช
X is where strangers become daily neighbors
A tweet with three likes can secretly become your biggest source of followers six months later
A tweet can be completely ignored until one big account discovers it and changes everything
How long can you go without showering?
I must say, this man is a Nigerian
Lack of electricity don make Nigeria population increase
The algorithm doesn't care how hard you worked. It only cares how people reacted
The internet rewards people who keep showing up long after everyone else gets discouraged
One of Earthโs Deadliest Jobs Still Powers a Third of the Worldโs Lights
