“Bad” Billy Pratt
@KILLTOPARTY
Essays, memes, and shit-talking. Editor-in-Chief at Terror House.
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The absolute best smokey cinnamon pecans recipe:
- 1 cup sugar (or Splenda)
- 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 1 teaspoon ground cloves
- 1 teaspoon ginger powder
- 2 teaspoons Morton Coarse Kosher Salt
- 2 egg whites
- 1 pound raw pecan halves
Mix up all the dry ingredients in the egg whites. Mix up the pecans in the egg whites. Throw the whole thing over a full chimney of charcoal with a little bit of wood for about 45 min, stirring occasionally.
This is LEGIT the best thing I’ve ever made— highest of recommendations
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Guys out there really saying “at this age” who are 36
Cantaloupe is so fucking legit and C R I M I N A L L Y underrated
The age gap isn’t wide enough for this man to maintain his erection
@KILLTOPARTY @StephanieBeckx Every time I see a big tit post come across my timeline, I automatically know it's you before even seeing who commented.
Low key best Disney movie
I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to my cologne but I love it too much to stop wearing it
Why do men pick ugly ass women to have affairs with?
LI stripper sues doctor who sought restraining order after she told his wife about their alleged affair
How did girls get tricked into doing their eyebrows like this?
I just bought this badass Slayer shirt at Hot Topic on clearance
Sometimes I think “people don’t talk about PEMDAS enough”
We will learn to miss Nikita
the next head of product is going to be a woman we’ve never heard of and we will hear her name and never hear from her ever again except for announcements
@KILLTOPARTY I learn valuable life skills on here about SLUMP BUSTERS (formerly PIGGY HOT), HUSBAND MATERIAL, MTF FACE, & BEAUTIFUL MIDS.
Memory tempts us with nostalgia, tortures us with trauma, and ultimately lies to us.
Add some spooky hallways, fluorescent lights and empty rooms, and you have the best new movie I’ve seen in ten years.
Highly recommend The Backrooms.
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Using the Home Depot website is such torture that despite having a Home Depot gift card, I'd rather spend my own money and shop at Amazon.
Sloppy women are the most prolific internet posters— we are truly living in the era of the slumpbuster
I can’t relate to people who don’t love their parents, at least a little bit, while also hating them at least a little bit.
I can’t imagine either total love or total hatred. That emotional world feels as foreign to me as life on the moon.
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@KILLTOPARTY The front facing camera has done so much destruction to the internet and dating marketplace
