“Bad” Billy Pratt(@KILLTOPARTY):Men in dead bedrooms expect sex to be contractually obligated— a lifetime guarantee negotiated with a firm handshake and signature. When they stop getting as much sex as they want, they ask their wives for more sex like they’re ordering from a menu. These men don’t deserve sex.

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“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY

2026.06.16 19:51

Men in dead bedrooms expect sex to be contractually obligated— a lifetime guarantee negotiated with a firm handshake and signature. When they stop getting as much sex as they want, they ask their wives for more sex like they’re ordering from a menu. These men don’t deserve sex.