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Keyboard Monkey -KBM-
@KeyboardMonkey3
🦍 multi-disciplinary degenerate. not financial advice, not real advice. co-founder @YEET
4.4K Following    177K Followers
Ok it would appear to be a crypto bull market.
We're going to start putting user facing 'Patch Notes' in the Discord to show how often we ship updates on the at @yeet platform. There isn't another casino who is shipping and iterating as much or as often as we do and it's time to start highlighting that. Stay up to date here
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DECIDED TO TRY THIS NEW YEET SLOT ON THE TOILET AND HOLY SHIT… TRY IT AND REPORT BACK:
Unc KBM got ur back
@KeyboardMonkey3 @fullportshow I want to learn more Kbm, i already stopped trading memes for months but need to outperform myself on trading
We’ve got a fully custom built slot by a Hacksaw RGS provider! Come play Age of Gamba only on @yeet
I think what we learned on the @fullportshow today was that you meme coin kids should pivot to becoming actual plumbers. You will make infinitely more money and have great job security.
For all the gooners - play triple nipple exclusively on @YEET
I consider myself a gambling connoisseur. That means I need to play all games for research purposes. This one is not bad @yeet
We're betting on how many what!? Play Triple Nipple today:
Due to circumstances outside of my control we have had to push this to tomorrow same time. Sorry for the short notice, see you then!
many such cases
I usually try not to give larps a spotlight. But this recent interaction with @RichMarketingHQ is just too funny to not share. He ranked @yeet on his very well researched Casino Tier List a low ranking. So I offered him $500 if he could prove he even had an account. @Jon_Metavest offered $500 more, and so I just increased it to 2k. He provided "proof" of this account. An account that deposited $40 dollars once. The account played 2900 games of Plinko, all 10 cents a ball, 4 months ago. The account was chasing a giveaway we were doing for Plinko. The account won small, and withdrew, never to deposit again. I was going to pay out this $2k, despite $290 volume of Plinko not being an actual test of any site. But the funny part is that he was caught buying the account on discord by @rozerr to try and collect the bounty. Since I saved $2k, I am going to double it to $4k and give it to YEET users. Just respond here with your user name and with something you like about the site, or something you think we could do better. Or if you have volume on another site and want to try it out and give some feedback I will give some away for that. You're welcome to DM me proof of volume on another site if you don't want to share it publicly.
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@KeyboardMonkey3 The RTP questioner down $200 in 8hands of Blackjack with $2k wager, then tagging the casino owner asking how it’s 99.5% and telling them to kill themself
What's the worst gambling archetype? Casino tier list creator Whale who needs funds to test site RTP questioner Guy who berates support Blackjack loss back guy Humble chat tip farmer Casino operator Guy with 800 billionaire whale friends who get activated if you bonus him at 369% (trust) What else we got?
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Tier list this, tier list that. I challenge one person not putting @yeet towards the top of their tier list to give me one valid reason they didn’t and I’ll personally pay you $500. Plenty of good casinos there is no denying that. I partnered and trust my money with @yeet for one reason. The founders. @BenbaLamb @rektmando @KeyboardMonkey3 They are real grinders, successful in their own fields. They show up and engage and built a real community. Most casinos you guys are playing on are whitelabel packages with some images slapped on them. @yeet has taken its time and built its product from the ground up. The site interrupts my degeneracy with refresh for updates on a daily basis. The team is pushing enhanced rtp slots. No not half the rtp back in rake disguised as rtp. Front loading this value cuts right into their NGR and increases your return in the best way possible. Is the airdrop later than I wanted? Absolutely, but I trust that their efforts are truly in everyone’s best interest. Could I get 2% more from spinslots.scam? Sure, but one winning session frozen makes it -110%. I literally feel more secure leaving money in my yeet wallet than I do my hot wallet. I’ve deposited and withdrawn 6 figures stress free when I was deep in profits or deep in the hole. If you haven’t played at yeet go do it. I don’t care if it’s on my code or someone else’s or no one’s. I genuinely think it’s the best place to put your money if you’re going to gamble. Good luck fuckers.
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Join us tomorrow at 10:30 am ET with special guest @KeyboardMonkey3 as we discuss the current market meta, washed uncs vs chrome hearts traders, @yeet, and more.
the biggest trading learning i got from picking up poker was my vpip/burn rate was too high (it still is) i played too many hands, i bet too often and too much in marginal spots. i leverage traded eth on a coin flip. see the parallel. i think part of what pains me with daily runners/kols is i see a lot of marginal spots being taken/peddled remove as many marginal spots as you can from your trading and bet the house on what you have rightfully placed conviction in
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Robinhood Chain is now supported on YEET! USDG, USDe & ETH Deposit today:
WHAT A FUCKING STREAM I am still in shock Thank you @yeet Started off with a 350x hit first Then b2b 81x hits Then I finally hit the 710x FOR $17k