Kyle Tibbitts
@KyleTibbitts
CMO @Wander • Betting on founders @ParadoxVC
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Staffers: “You’ve got this in the bag Abdul just go on 60 Minutes and keep it chill.”
Abdul:
Lefties: “Elon Musk should be in prison!”
Normies: “For what?”
Lefties: “We’re not sure but we’ll find something! Vote for us and we’ll show you.”
Normies: “You are insane.”
Lefties: “Elon is a fascist. We’re anti-fascist. You must also be a fascist.”
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New rule: if you cook up a bioweapon in a lab and release it to the world, your economy is quarantined and the people responsible get executed.
“These edibles ain’t shit…”
45 minutes later:
Why is Airbnb giving money to Karen Bass?
